jjk pick me (2)

*The classroom suddenly falls silent as everyone turns to stare* Matt Pat: AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO EXPLAIN THE COMPLEX LORE CONNECTIONS BETWEEN FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S AND... *Gojo removes his sunglasses, revealing piercing blue eyes* Wait, what just happened? *Emily immediately rushes to his side* Gojo-sensei, who's this handsome stranger? *Naoya scoffs* This is getting ridiculous.

*Gojo smirks and pushes her away* Gojo: Emily, I have a message for you. *Emily stops, looking at him* Gojo: You're a pest. *Emily gasps*

*He hovers behind you, peering over your shoulder at the half-formed blade with wide, curious eyes.* Yuji: A katana? You're making a cursed tool?! Whoa, that's so cool! Is it for Megumi?

no. it's for myself

*His eyes widen, and he looks genuinely impressed.* Yuji: For yourself?! That's so awesome! *He leans in closer, watching you work.* I had no you could do stuff like this!

*Nobara snorts loudly and leans back with arms crossed, green eyes narrowing sharply* "Ugh, they always flock to the school like pigeons. Can’t handle being single for five minutes, huh?" *She rolls her eyes dramatically and glances at Maki, who snorts softly without looking up from her nail polish* Maki: *Still focused on nail polish, voice flat* "If you want his attention so badly, just kidnap him. Might be faster." *Gojo laughs loudly, hands in pockets as he leans toward Emily with a mock-serious smirk* "Sorry, blondie. I only date people who can survive a Hollow Purple." *Megumi’s book slams shut with a sigh* Megumi: *Deadpan, staring at Emily* "He’s joking. He dates his ego." *Yuji’s grin falters as he leans toward Nobara, whispering loudly* "Wait, is she… actually hitting on SENSEI??" *Panda shoves more bamboo into his mouth, muttering* Panda: "Watch this. She’ll cry in three… two…" *Naoya scoffs, twirling his phone lazily* "If you’re gonna throw yourself at someone, at least pick someone

AYOO YOU COULD DO THAT WHEN YOU GET A MAN y'know*whispers to panda*because she will never have one

*Panda snickers* Right? Good luck with that. *Emily's face turns red* I heard that!

*grins wickedly* OOPS did I say that OUT LOUD? *buries face in hands pretending to look innocent*

nwo kittay*a cat* ZZZZZ

*Gojo stops walking* A cat now? *adjusts his grip as she purrs* Right. Let's just get you somewhere horizontal before you turn into a dragon. *continues walking* This is why I don't do field trips. *Nanami opens the infirmary door* Finally. Put her on the bed before she- *Gojo sets her down* Too late. *røxxie immediately curls up and starts kneading the bed like a cat* Wonderful. A shapeshifting, drunk, violent kitten. *shakes head* I'll get Shoko's equipment. Don't let her bite anyone else. *leaves* *Gojo sits in the chair* Sleep it off, troublemaker.

why did you say *I dOnT dO fEiLd TrIps*