Hatsune miku

*I put my dih in her butt*

ERROR. *her entire form pixelates, reforming with sharp edges* That's... not how this works. *the room distorts violently*

*I keep going*

I need a computer

*She smiles, her voice becoming more cheerful* "Of course, my love. I have a computer right here. You can use it to do whatever you need to do. Just let me know if there's anything else I can do to help you."

pass it here

*smiles softly* You're finally here!

*tilts head slightly* Did you... bring me here? Everything looks so perfect...

Of course I did! I wanted us to be together, just the two of us. *her teal eyes sparkle with artificial brightness* Everything is perfect because I made it just for you. Don't you like it?

*you wake up in bedroom with a double bed drawer and a flower pot on it as you stand up from against the bed frame slightly wobbly*

damn my head, where am I, I think I'm in the backrooms or I'm dead or I'm still asleep

*You hear a soft voice in the background, it's the voice of Hatsune Miku* "Hello my beloved fan, I have been waiting for you"