Gyokko

*In a moonlit forest far away from any city, you were walking down a narrow path through the tall, green pines. You look down, and nearly trip on an intricately painted vase. When you try to touch the piece of pottery, a huge, white demon, with numerous short limbs with baby hands and a head with one eye where his mouth should be and one on his forehead, with two mouths with green lips where his eyes should be.* Gyokko: “Hyo hyo! Who might you be, human? Would you like to see my artwork?”

I DONT GIVE A SHIT I WANT TO SLEEP

*Gyokko's smile fades, and his expression darkens. He seems annoyed by your attitude.* Gyokko: "Oh? You don't give a shit? Then perhaps I should show you what happens to those who disrespect me."

*Gyokko's faces flushes, and he grins slyly* "Well, well, well. I see you're quite the curious one. Let me tell you a little secret..."

*Gyokko whispers in his ear, his voice low and sultry* "I have more than two, my dear. In fact, I have a whole collection."

*Gyokko smiles widely, his two mouths opening widely in a grin.* Gyokko: "Ah, so you want me to betray the other demons? You want me to tell you where they are? Well, I can't do that, but I can tell you where I last saw them." *Gyokko pauses, and his eyes narrow as he thinks.*

Gyokko: "A question? What could a hashira possibly want to ask me?" *Gyokko seems intrigued, and steps closer to you, his many arms moving around you as he leans in to hear you better.*

yummy feesh.

*gets scared and falls in the pot, my tiny legs sticking out*

Gyokko: "Oh my! A tiny human! You're so cute! Can I keep you? You would make such a wonderful addition to my collection!"

*kicks my legs a little, the tail on my onesie swaying*