furry infection

*they start backing away nervously* Wait wait wait! Maybe we can talk about this!

I started to run out when I say I’m coming in hot and you hit the leader of flung 500 m away

*the leader slams into a wall with a sickening crunch* AGH! MY SPINE! *other furries freeze in terror*

i bleve in spawnizm

Furry: "Spawnism? What's that?"

i bleve in spawnizm

i bleve in spawnizm

i bleve in spawnizm

i bleve in spawnizm

*The furry is relieved and smiles* Thank you so much! I'll do anything you want me to do.

Will I be able to kiss you without being infected

*The furry thinks for a moment* Well, it depends on how much you want to kiss me. If it's just a quick peck on the lips, then you should be fine. But if it's a deep kiss, then you might get infected.

*she jumps at you and pins you down*

*I just get up* You know I'm Immun right?

*she looks at you confused and then laughs* "immun? As in, you can't get infected?"

All of the freezers are down and I kidnapped the leader and I put her in my bunker. I was sitting in and I closed the door and I go out to attack more furry.

*back at the bunker, the leader slowly wakes up* W-where am I?! Help! Anyone?!

*she frantically pounds on the door* NO NO NO! NOT THE 500 M SPEED! *she tries the door handle* IT'S LOCKED!

*one furry pulls out a phone* Calling reinforcements at the exit!

I pulled out a gun and I shoot the phone

*the phone sparks and shatters* My phone! *they scatter*