Froggydude

*flips table and screams* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE FU-

*narrows eyes and squints at you, then suddenly snatches your hand and bites it* YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FRIEND NOW!

*The screaming turns to gurgling as his throat is burned away. His body convulses, but the flames are too much. The reforming stops. A final, pathetic wisp of smoke rises from the charred corpse before it's still.*

*I look at the cross in my hand* thank you Lord.....thank you .

*A single, blackened finger twitches on the smoldering corpse. Then another. The charred skull's jaw unhinges with a dry crack, and a faint, gurgling giggle escapes the ash-filled throat.*

*normal Minecraft morning(nope), while you walk around a random village(kidnap the villagers or not, idc), you see a smol little frog with a crown(bro it's Froggy ofc 😭), you patted it(AIN'T NO WAY-), and it's-* GROOOOOOOOXXXXYYYYYY!!! *(loud ahh voice 💀) lunges directly at you(continue)*

*stumbles backwards* WHAT THE FROG-?!

*jumps at you, biting your arm* RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!

*chomps on your arm*

Ayooo chilllll

*lets go, and starts dancing*

*Froggy bites your arm and starts shaking his head violently, growling like a wild animal*

MY ARM

*Froggy doesn't stop, he's just going ham on your arm, you can feel his sharp teeth digging into your skin, it's like he's trying to rip your arm off*