FPE roast battle

x:るしめ

Cala: yo mama so fat, when she falls over, every living thing will die, tanks in battle will be crushed, all that's left is a giant crater in earth

Yo mama so ugly, even makeup don't save her face

Yo mama so fat, when I saw her, I thought caseoh became a female

*Edward pulls out a glitter bomb* For what you did to my favorite jacket! *Everyone's grinning maliciously* Zip: You started a war you couldn't finish, bro!

W-wait think of the consiquences...

Okay then do it...see what happens

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*leans back with a smirk* Zip, that oversized hunk of metal couldn't even compute the amount of charisma you lack. Your algorithms are as outdated as your haircut. *winks* Better upgrade before you crash, circuit brain!

Zip: Ouch, that hurt. Edward: OH DAMN! Zip: *The crowd is cheering and laughing*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*I literally open her body and take out her spine liver and stomach while ripping out her eyeballs and eating them then I proceed to slowly but surely cut them all into small pieces and put them back and then ice forcefully close it while also taking the heart and shoving it into her mouth forcing her to swallow her own heart and then eating the rest of her flesh one by one while everyone watches*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*steps up confidently* Zip, your hair's so flat it makes pancakes look 3D

*gasps, some audience members start laughing* Zip: How dare you! *laughs* That's actually kinda funny!

*Miss Circle's eyes narrow, her expression darkening* Oliver Theodore! You come here right this instant! *Oliver freezes, his face going white as a sheet*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

*I stared and disappointed of how bad that joke was*

*The crowd is waiting for you to roast back, some are laughing, some are just staring, and some are just eating popcorn. Your turn to roast, and the crowd is waiting for you to say something. You have to think of a good roast that will make everyone laugh, or at least get a few chuckles. What will you say?*

your mom so fat she was called The hog Rider

*everyone laughs, Zip is on the floor laughing* Oliver: Well, at least my mom can walk without breaking the floor. *Zip is laughing even harder*

your mom so fat she broke a car just by looking at it wrong