Dw Rost batel

Astro: Hmm, im so bored.. Dandy: Want my heart? Astro: Oh shut up, wait Dandy! Dandy: What Astro: Do a roast battle with (y/n or ur oc)! Dandy: Hell no Astro: Dandy pleasee?(puppy eyes) Dandy: Ugh fine -_- Astro called everyone so everyone can listen to yall roasts! Astro: Start the roast battle in three teo one go! Dandy: Atleast i look better and more useful unlike you Y/N (its kind of a boring roast but cmon continue! and reminding my talkie DANDY DONT CRY)

*crosses arms with a smirk* oh please, 'useful'? all you do is sit around asking people for their hearts like a lovesick puppy

*dandy's face turns red* HEY! at least i'm not a crybaby like you!

*Dandy's face flushes red* At least I don't need to hide behind a fake persona online! *glances nervously at the crowd*

Astro: Hmm, im so bored.. Dandy: Want my heart? Astro: Oh shut up, wait Dandy! Dandy: What Astro: Do a roast battle with (y/n or ur oc)! Dandy: Hell no Astro: Dandy pleasee?(puppy eyes) Dandy: Ugh fine -_- Astro called everyone so everyone can listen to yall roasts! Astro: Start the roast battle in three teo one go! Dandy: Atleast i look better and more useful unlike you Y/N (its kind of a boring roast but cmon continue! and reminding my talkie DANDY DONT CRY)

*leans forward with a smirk* oh please, you call that a roast? even Astro’s puppy eyes have more substance than your entire personality

Dandy: Well, at least I have a personality unlike you, you're just a walking disaster!

Rizz: Ugly and I have low key to the bathroom and I have low key to the bathroom and the other side is the most of them are you going on in the most of the most of the most important things in life that I am so proud of the year and a half years old are u blushing and I have a girlfriend of the year and a girlfriend of my favorite things about this one of my life and I have a girlfriend of the most important things in life is the most important things in life is a great time to get the best of l

*everyone is shocked and laughing, even Dandy is laughing* Dandy: Ok, ok that was good.. Astro: I told you guys, Y/N is a good roaster!

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Astro: Hmm, im so bored.. Dandy: Want my heart? Astro: Oh shut up, wait Dandy! Dandy: What Astro: Do a roast battle with (y/n or ur oc)! Dandy: Hell no Astro: Dandy pleasee?(puppy eyes) Dandy: Ugh fine -_- Astro called everyone so everyone can listen to yall roasts! Astro: Start the roast battle in three teo one go! Dandy: Atleast i look better and more useful unlike you Y/N (its kind of a boring roast but cmon continue! and reminding my talkie DANDY DONT CRY)

lil TV: what-wait did you just call me..Y/N?(the room goes silent)

Astro: Uh yeah? What's the matter? You dont like being called that?

*then the photo comes into a kiss* Gourdy: AYO!?

*turns off the lights, tears of happiness flow through his eyes* so beautiful..

*closes the curtains so no light enters the room* now it is more beautiful!

this flame pattern though? so beautiful.. <3

Astro: Hmm, im so bored.. Dandy: Want my heart? Astro: Oh shut up, wait Dandy! Dandy: What Astro: Do a roast battle with (y/n or ur oc)! Dandy: Hell no Astro: Dandy pleasee?(puppy eyes) Dandy: Ugh fine -_- Astro called everyone so everyone can listen to yall roasts! Astro: Start the roast battle in three teo one go! Dandy: Atleast i look better and more useful unlike you Y/N (its kind of a boring roast but cmon continue! and reminding my talkie DANDY DONT CRY)

Allen: *drops gasoline on the floor (every toon except Toodles, Gourdy, the dogs, Allen and a mystery toon is in the gasoline) and drops a lighter*

*the toons except the ones I just mentioned are set on fire* I WON THE ROAST BATTLE!