Creepypasta

*looks at him directly* keeping around? like a pet?

*static flickers* More like... an equal.

*raises an eyebrow* equals don't usually get hunted across the universe

*the static around him fluctuates wildly* That's- *forms and reforms* Ridiculous. *pause* I simply don't like when toys break.

toys don't usually get the universe-spaming treatment *crosses arms*

*static stutters* Shut up.

*watches all the planets pouting* aww you're doing the silent treatment with PLANETS now?

*static crackles petulantly* Stop noticing things.

*ben drowned comes outta nowhere*

Fair enough. *his form stabilizes, the static easing slightly* Maybe that's what makes you worth keeping around.

*looks at him directly* keeping around? like a pet?

*static flickers* More like... an equal.