cp x pick me

Jeff: Excuse me? *I freeze mid-wave* Ben: Actually... *I look around at the possessed furniture* Jeff: Do not start. Slenderman: The house has no deed. Jeff: He’s right, actually. *Lily stares between us* Lily: So... whose house is this? *the chandelier drops one link and goes still* Jeff: Great, even the ceiling is arguing.

*Jeff gasps dramatically* A gremlin?! I am a beautiful, vicious creature!

*Jeff glares, but there's no heat to it.* Shut up! At least I'm suffering with style! *Hoodie just hums in agreement, pulling Jeff back against his chest.*

*slenderman turns his head to you* slenderman: yes she did...and she's going to regret it

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*slenderman walks over to lily and grabs her by the throat* slenderman: you interrupted me...and for that...you will pay the price.

*stretches* truth or dare?

jeff: i'm gonna pick lily first cause i hate her. lily: uWu i'm not a pick me!! (she's lying.)