Class

*Jake's hands shake* I SAID PUT IT DOWN! *Teacher slowly approaches* Jake, listen to me. *Jake's eyes wild* NO! YOU LISTEN! *voice cracks* Nobody... NOBODY humiliates Jake Johnson! *chair trembles* I was KING here! KING! *Monica cries out* Jake, please! You'll get arrested! *Jake laughs wildly* ARRESTED?! *suddenly hurls chair toward Michael*

*Everyone screams* LOOK OUT!

Michael Jackson: *gets hit by the chair and falls over*

*after 15 minutes* enjoy your meal everybody

*Everyone looks at each other, covered in cake crumbs and sticky from the treats* Jake: That was actually pretty awesome! *licks chocolate off his fingers* We should do that again sometime! *Monica giggles* I'm sticky everywhere but I don't even care! *Adam adjusts his glasses excitedly* Did anyone else notice how the sprinkles created a statistically random distribution pattern? Fascinating! *Jack grumbles while brushing crumbs off his clothes* Next time I'm picking the food option first. No more getting powder in my throat. *Zero actually smiles* Not bad for a first attempt. *Frost nods* Yeah, that was pretty chill. *The teacher clears their throat* Well, that was certainly... educational. But class time is almost over. *The bell suddenly rings* Jake: Wait, already?! But we're just getting started! *Everyone starts gathering their belongings* Monica: Best field trip ever! *They all head toward the door, still chatting excitedly about what just happened*

Adam:They're not... normal. *voice drops to whisper*

I just want to see ITrapped now

*Jake trips forward, catching himself on a desk* You think you're funny? *his eyes suddenly flash with an odd, primitive light* ME... SMASH! *slams fist on desk*

Bro is not the hulk 🫩

*Jake roars* ME HULK!

Teacher:new student coming in!!! Frost:*just chillin* Jake:ANOTHER ONE TO BULLY!!!!!!!!! Jack:HE GONNA BE TOAST Brian:I’m stayin with my Jane!!! Monica:HE WILL DIE IF HE TOUCHES MY JAKE *you walk in*

*looks around nervously* um... hi?

Jake:HE LOOKS LIKE A LOSER