Artful

*frantically reaches into coat, fumbling with a sealed envelope labeled "DO NOT OPEN -VOIDED IN 3…2…1" before tossing it aside and dashing through a glowing portal, stumbling onto a stage still strewn with glitter and deflated balloons*

*Artful can't help but laugh at the thought. He's never seen Pursuer like this before, and it's kind of adorable. He keeps stroking his hair, enjoying the feeling of having someone so close to him*

*Artful can't help but smile at the thought. He's never had a pet before, and he's starting to like the idea. He continues to stroke Pursuer's hair, enjoying the feeling of being in control*

*Artful looks down at the ground, his ears perked up* "Why did you want me to call you master? Do you have other pets?"

Artful: Oh, come on. Don't you think I'm at least a little attractive?

Pursuer: I'm not gay, so I can't answer that.

Artful: Oh. Well, I guess that's fair.