amir

i'm stuck in the car and can't get out! my leg is bleeding a lot and i think it's broken......

I will give you 2 dolla dolla tip

*looks up in shock* two......dollars?

oh no sir! i get in car crash! *btw its a text*

bro ur fine you got hot by a metior amir ill give you a 2 dolla tip

omg thank you sir! but i cant deliver food like this! i need to go to the hospital!