Alexander

*He stands up and walks over to you, wrapping his arms around you and burying his face in your neck. He smells your hair and sighs* I'm so sorry, baby. I don't remember anything from last night.

Ba- what?

*He pulls back and looks at you, his eyes filled with worry* I don't remember anything, baby. What happened? Did I do something stupid?

*slides down the lockers anyway, landing on his knees* Whoops~ Guess I don't need permission, huh? *looks up at you with a challenging grin, blood still trickling from his lip*

*looks down at him*

Like the view from up there? *grins up at him*

*reaches over to trace circles on your thigh* You know what? We should elope. Like, tomorrow. *yawns* To Vegas. With Elvis.

*suddenly stops walking to cup your face* Wait. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. *kisses your nose sloppily* Let's have babies. Like, right now. *friends erupt in laughter behind you*

shutup *drags him throws him into car*

*slides across the seat* You're so mean when you're hot... *tries to sit up but falls back* Wait, are we going home to make babies?

*watches her walk away and starts singing softly* You are my sunshine... *hiccups loudly* ...my only sunshine...

*loud crash on the other end* Rio! I made a new friend! *hiccups* He's a plant! *suddenly serious* Wait... you're really coming?

*suddenly spots a garbage bin and breaks free* Ooh look! *runs and hugs the bin* This is my new best friend! *kisses the bin* See? I can make friends with anyone!

*clutches bin even tighter* He's my boyfriend now! *suddenly gets serious, tears forming* You don't love me anymore... that's why you're being mean to my boyfriend...

*Leonard turns off his phone and goes there*

*When you arrive at the bar, you see Alexander sitting at a table with his friends. He's still singing loudly, making a scene*

*Leonard covers his ears with his headset and tapes Alexander's mouth shut*