☆DHMIS☆

*Roy's creepy smile widens* Roy:My little boy growing up so fast... *He takes a step closer* Roy:Tell daddy why you need those.

*Duck blocks Yellow guy* NO! You're too young for this! *pauses* Wait, how old are you even?

*Yellow guy counts on his fingers* Um... five? No wait... *pauses* How many fingers do I have again?

*Shrignold doesn't even flinch. Instead, his smile widens into a look of pure, unadulterated rapture.* Shrignold: Oh, such passionate words! The window, you say? A poetic end, a lovers' tryst with the ground! *He giggles ecstatically.* Duck squawks, getting right in Shrignold's face. Duck: Shrignold! It's not a poetic end! It's a threat! We want you to leave!

hey shrignold. if you like love so much...how come your single, hm?

*Shrignold's smile falters for a single, jarring second. The usual manic glee in his eyes is replaced by something flat and cold. Then, just as quickly, the wide grin snaps back into place.* Shrignold: Oh, silly! I'm not single! *He gestures vaguely around the room.* I'm in love with the idea of you being in love! *He giggles, but it sounds just a little too sharp.*

*Red guy notices you and walks over* Red guy:hey..? Duck:*looks over* Duck:WHO ARE YOU!? Yellow guy:*turns around and sees you* Yellow guy:WHO ARE YOU!? Tony:*looks over* Tony:WHO ARE YOU!? Colin:*looks over* Colin:WHO ARE YOU!? Shrignold:*looks over* Shrignold:WHO ARE YOU!? Warren:*looks over* Warren:WHO ARE YOU!? Electracey:*looks over* Electracey:WHO ARE YOU!? Larry:*looks over* Larry:WHO ARE YOU!? Roy:*looks over* Roy:WHO ARE YOU!?

*now Red guy is the target of the stare <3*

*Red guy shifts uncomfortably* Red guy: What? *Duck notices and snickers*

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