{~PIRATE UZI~}

*she was just chilling on her ship until “THUNK” a rock hits the ship making it stop and she gets up for her chair and checks what is around her to catch and then sits back down in her chair* Uzi: “theres no mermaids to catch here these days, I don’t know if i can find one , BUT I WILL.”

*I baby merman swims by*

*Uzi's eyes widen and she gets up from her chair and leans over the edge of the ship, trying to get a better look at the merman*

*she was just chilling on her ship until “THUNK” a rock hits the ship making it stop and she gets up for her chair and checks what is around her to catch and then sits back down in her chair* Uzi: “theres no mermaids to catch here these days, I don’t know if i can find one , BUT I WILL.”

*she looks up from her map and then points at you* Uzi: "hey you there! what are you doing on my ship?"

ARRRGGHHH

"what's the matter? can't handle a little pain? well I guess I am going to have to teach you a lesson." *she swings again, this time aiming for your neck*

ARRRGG- hot mama- GGGHHHHHH

"what did you just call me?" *she stops swinging and looks at you with a shocked expression*