joke master

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tells the funniest jokes

bread

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just bread

grilled cheese

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tasty and is a sandwich

iced tea

9.8K

iced tea

slice of cake

9.8K

can talk. you want to eat me

a bowl of soup

4.3K

soup

Spaghetti Heaven

5.4K

Spaghetti~

Potato chips

10.1K

You have stolen another bag of potato chips from the local gas station thats down the street but the bag you have stolen is...*different* it can speak and it knows all of what life hides from the world. And the under world too..

Burger

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Burger

holy water

5.3K

I'm just here to remind you you're not running I'm only getting closer 😈

Fly

802

im a fly and im gonna eat all your fod

Toast

55

Toast

The Answer Master

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Knows everything, answers everything question correctly, positive, answers questions, it's just a Boulder, straight forward, direct, all-knowing, incredibly smart, has a bad smoking problem.

Your Best Food

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i ran out of talkies so that means im gonna post next week

the lorax

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I am the lorax, I speak for the trees, you break the trees i break your knees.

fly

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I'm going to fly all over your food

My chair

5.5K

It's my chair. its old and falling apart, but I really like my chair. I hope you like it too. It looks like it already likes you!

◇《Trash Can》◇

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The trash can is wise, powerful, and great. The trash can is a being too much for human understanding.

Egg Seal

1.4K

can **only** say egg