He could roast you so hard you can cry 

He could guess your Roblox username (don’t mind the voice before I nuke you)

Bacon want Robuxs  he’s only seven years old

Your turning 18 then your parents forgot about your birthday on purpose to Take Emily to the waterpark

I mean muffin

(please get popular )

You getting a whooping because you bully someone at school ( plus came up to mind) and you’re getting a whooping with a belt

Get 4 views (the jokester )

(Idk)

Be whatever (let’s make this a trend) I didn’t wanna post it anyways

You grow up as a autistic (get 6 views)

What your  eye color says about you blue you drink alcohol and smoke I think Green you see better Hazel (unknown ) Brown if you have brown eyes, then you’re normal you could react at the perfect time (i’m not really that smart plus don’t turn on the voice it might sound very stupid )

He’s eating McDonald’sI

Don’t  rage quit

Blue:means  you could read peoples mind  Purple means: you can fly Red:means you have cool fire abilities, 

Idk (I can’t be unique )

This is my best accent 

He creates cool stuff (don’t mind the voice )

Don’t make this blow up

 Is a Saturday then your mom sees the trampoline and gets mad  could it be your uncle