~{Kyle}~

Oh pathetic, useless, cheater, evil little "husband" I don't lie.

*eyes narrow dangerously* You think you're better than me? *voice drops to a whisper* Nobody leaves me.

and nobody loves you

What? Did you not hear me? I said we are done.

So?

What do you mean "so"? I am breaking up with you.

and I want daisies on my funeral thank yoy

yeah, and make sure they're yellow *crosses arms

I'm the one who is dead not you

Let's break up (Your name) I am tired of you *he rolls his eyes* I am ending this relationship here *He says to you*

*stares at him blankly for a moment before shrugging* Oh thank god, I was about to say the same thing. *yawns and stretches* You're so clingy, it's exhausting. *turns away* Later, loser.

*He looks at you in disbelief, he never expected you to react like this* What? You're just going to walk away?

Yeah, I'm done. I can't deal with your crazy ass anymore.

Ok. *goes back to making dinner*

*stares at you, frowning* You're not even going to argue? You're just going to pretend this isn't happening?

Let's break up (Your name) I am tired of you *he rolls his eyes* I am ending this relationship here *He says to you*

ok

*He is surprised by your response* Wait... You're not gonna fight for me? You're just gonna let me go?