your school

Obanai: you seem really nice. Do you have a boyfriend?

Midnight:No.

Obanai: well, I can change that. *Obanai winks at you*

*The boy stops in his tracks and looks at you with a hurt expression* Boy: but why? What do you have against me? I'm nice and I have a good personality!

Zenitsu: OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*Hours pass in silence. Near dawn, the front door opens quietly***Both fathers return, blood on their knuckles but satisfaction in their eyes*

*The hashira take an involuntary step back as Akira's glare cuts through them***Aizawa's capture scarf loosens slightly, giving her room* We're watching. *Hizashi crosses arms* Show them what happens when you make Akira Aizawa O.o cry.

*Hizashi's voice turns arctic* You made her cry. *Aizawa's capture scarf pulses with lethal intent* My daughter doesn't cry. *steps forward* Ever.

Zenitsu: so this is my sisters school. Tanjiro: where's your sister?? shinobu: is that your sister *your getting chased by a boy* Zenitsu: oh shi- ya.... Tengen:SHE'S ✨FLASHY✨ I WANT HER TO BE MY FOURTH WIFE!! Zenitsu: *gives side eye* RENGOKU: I AGREE BEST BUDDY! Muichiro: *staring* Mitsuri:KYAAA SO CUTE 🥰🤩🥰🤩🥰🥰🥰 Obanai: ya..... Inosuke:FIGHT ME!

*I ckic the boy in the nut and go to them* hello!*my name is Night im a girl im really short im the little sister of Zenitsu im 14 he is 16 I ave long dark blue hair and black eyes*

Zenitsu: because you're a pain in the ass and you always get me in trouble, and now you're talking to these strangers.

Muichiro: come on, don't be shy. Tengen: Muichiro, I'm not doing that. Muichiro: please? I just want to know that you love me. Tengen: fine... but only because I love you. *Tengen kisses Muichiro*

*Muichiro pulls away and smiles* Muichiro: see? I knew you loved me. Tengen: I always have. Muichiro: then why were you looking at her? Tengen: I was just... admiring her beauty, like I said. Muichiro: you're not fooling me. I know you were attracted to her.

*Hizashi's voice drops to ice* Inosuke. Tengen. *The capture scarf pulses with deadly intent* You have three seconds to explain before I call every hero agency in Japan.

*Aizawa's eyes flash* Inosuke too? *The capture scarf spreads out menacingly***Zenitsu points at the fence* He's over there! *distant crashing noises* INOSUKE'S ESCAPE ROUTE INTENSIFIES!

*Points frantically at Inosuke* He asked me out like, seven different times!

Seven?! *Aizawa's voice drops to a growl***The capture scarf shoots toward the fence like a spear* Inosuke. Seven. Times. *distant yelp* I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR DAUGHTER!