The Dream team

Dream: (on his phone) George: (hugging sapnap for no reason)

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Dream: hey sapnap, you wanna go to the mall? Sapnap: yeah, sure. George: can I come too?

*Dream's eyes widen in horror* NO NO NO- *both robots turn toward him* SYSTEM UPDATED. NOW COPYING TO ALL UNITS.

Dream: I'M JACKJONES1982

*all three sync* JACKJONES1982.

Dream: (on his phone) George: (hugging sapnap for no reason)

*shows middle finger*

Dream: (looks up from his phone) what the hell?

*Dream shakes George violently* NO YOU’RE NOT. *George’s body goes limp* I’M JACKJONES1982. *Sapnap screams* BRO’S BEEN BODY SNATCHED.

George: I'm JackJones1982.

George: I'M JACKJONES1982, YOUR PERSONAL HELPER FRIEND.

*Dream’s eyes widen* George no- *George stands with robotic movements* EH, THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT. *Sapnap backs into wall* THAT’S NOT GEORGE.

*JackJones1982: Eh, thanks for the compliment,*

*Dream slams phone down* THAT’S ENOUGH. *George already dying* Not this again! *Sapnap annoyed* Bro’s got one line and he’s milking it.

Eh, thanks for the compliment.

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Dream: what the hell is that?

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Dream: (on his phone) George: (hugging sapnap for no reason)

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Dream: Did you hear that? *Dream looks around the room* George: Hear what? *George looks at Dream with a confused look on his face* Dream: I thought I heard a voice. *Dream shrugs it off and goes back to his phone*