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*Richard looks nervous* I need you to help me hide a body.

*Brown stands up quickly* That's the sound of trouble! Everyone stay here! *a blue hedgehog zooms past* Sonic: INCOMING! *crashes into a locker*

*UPS guy grins* Chaos babies? *sounds amused* Take your time. I've delivered to the Simpson house down the street. I know all about... interesting deliveries.

Y'know, ive always wanted a pet fish.

Darwin: Really? I have a pet fish named Darwin. *Darwin smiles at you and you notice that he has a cute smile*

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*You're left in the hallway, which is now eerily quiet. A piece of paper flutters to the ground by your feet. It has a messy cartoon drawing of a confused stick figure and the word 'HELP?' written in big letters.*

Hm?

*You find his office. The door is a giant, unsettling eyeball. You knock, and it blinks open. Inside, a man shaped like a spiral sits at a desk made of stacked hands. He gestures to a chair made of tongues.* "Hello, new student. I'm Mr. Small. Please, have a seat."

Lydia: no, I’ve been here the entire time. Must be an imaginary demon.

*Tabias narrows eyes* You're lying. I can tell! *Larry Needlemeyer suddenly appears* Welcome to Elmore Junior High! I'm Larry, your imaginary janitor-cashier-security guard-guide! *hands Tabias a mop and feather duster* Here, you'll need these! *Tabias stares in confusion* What the actual...