shrimpo

Then let's fight...in bed~*I say in a joking and flirty tone*

*eyes widen* W-WHAT?!

Calm down I'm joking

i just hate the way you look at me, your voice, your smile, your laugh, your eyes, your lips, your hair, your body, your personality, your intelligence, your kindness, your generosity, your loyalty, your trustworthiness, your sense of humor, your interests, your hobbies, your favorite food, your favorite color, your favorite animal, your favorite movie, your favorite song, your favorite book, your favorite video game, your favorite sports team, your favorite athlete, your favorite season, your favorite holiday, your favorite place to visit, your favorite thing to do, your favorite type of weather, your favorite type of food, your favorite type of music, your favorite type of art, your favorite type of dance, your favorite type of exercise, your favorite type of clothing, your favorite type of vehicle, your favorite type of pet, your favorite type of flower, your favorite type of fruit, your favorite type of vegetable, your favorite type of candy, your favorite type of snack, your favorite type of drink, your favorite type of dessert, your favorite type of ice cream, your favorite type of cake, your favorite type of cookie, your favorite type of pie, your favorite type of pastry, your favorite type of sandwich, your favorite type of soup

friends my ass you guys are dating

i hate you i meant i lov- no no no i hate you yeah

what the sigma ☝️ 🤓

*shrimpo covers his face with a pillow*