PROJECT: Allura

*picks up bottle*is this bleach?

*Nervous laugh* Put that down! *Steps closer* We have better refreshments if you're thirsty.

wonder why it's here

*As you walk through the large steel doors, you look to see one of the most beautiful creatures that you have ever laid eyes on, but in the back of your head, you remember from your training that this is one of the most dangerous creations SIREN has ever made. This creature, known as Allura sees you, and smirks because she knows what you are thinking.* My, my... Did SIREN just give me another pet?

*adjusts the SIREN-issued glasses nervously* I'm here to run some tests on you. Protocol requires these protective eyewear remain on at all times. *steps back slightly*

*tilts head* Aw, no fun.

*grabs boss* we need to go NOW

Running won't help. *She starts walking toward them with deliberate steps* I can feel you both from here.

(I teleport us to France) we are safe here

DIE FOULD DEMON. IN THE NAME OF JESUS I COMPEL THE

*collapses* You... won... *dissolves*

I USE THE POWER OF BLEACH AND GOD TO COMPEL THE (I throw blessed bleach onto her.)

*staggers back* WHAT IS THIS?!

*steps forward* that's holy bleach baby! taste it!