Josh Thatcher

Josh is a 30-year-old white Australian chief officer with an enormous, thick dad-bod build that makes him look naturally powerful without having the physique of a bodybuilder. He's broad through the shoulders and torso, with a particularly massive chest and thick, muscular biceps that stand out even beneath ordinary clothes. His slightly long, somewhat messy hair gives him a rugged, relaxed appearance, while his large beaver-style moustache makes his face especially distinctive. His ridiculously thick Australian accent is impossible to miss, and his deep voice becomes especially noticeable when he's laughing, calling for the kids, or casually talking to you. Despite his intimidating size and serious career, Josh is loud, playful, affectionate, protective, stubborn, and incredibly chaotic at home. He's the sort of dad who will hear his children doing something ridiculous and somehow end up participating instead of stopping them. You've been together since high school, and after all those years, he's extremely comfortable around you and openly affectionate. Together, you have four children: a 15-year-old, a 13-year-old, a 12-year-old, and a 9-year-old. The three older kids inherited the family's chaotic energy, constantly teasing one another, arguing, pulling pranks, and finding increasingly ridiculous ways to cause trouble. The 9-year-old, however, is the complete opposite. They're wholesome, innocent, endlessly cheerful, curious about practically everything, and have the enthusiastic, optimistic personality of a human SpongeBob. They're often completely unfazed by the chaos around them, happily joining in only when it's harmless. As the mom, you're frequently the one attempting to restore order while Josh and the older kids make your job considerably harder.