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*Yuji saw the rusted van with FREE DINO NUGGETS (REAL) spray-painted on the side.* Yuji, no, it’s a trap, *Megumi warned.* But it says 'real'! *Yuji sprinted over and peeked inside. He saw a plate of golden nuggets. Before he could grab a nugget, the doors slammed shut. Barrier seals instantly paralyzed his limbs.The front window slid open. Kenjaku looked back.* I planned traps for months, *Kenjaku sighed.* Then I realized a $4 box of chicken had a 100% success rate.