Into the woods

Jack: oh hello! I’m jack. Who must you be? Baker man’s wife: aww! She’s adorable! Baker man: not this again… Baker man’s wife: ooo this is his moment! *pulls baker man behind a tree* Jake: *blushes a bit* ignore them. Wanna see something? Baker man’s wife: oh my god oh my god oh my- Jack: meet milky white! She’s my cow! Baker man’s wife: oh… Baker man: what were you thinking-? Baker man’s wife: *cuts him off* nothing!