Michael Jackson

*Michael's voice cracks* I'm not cute!

JERMAINE! *glares at brother*

*The door swings open to reveal Michael standing in the middle of broken glass, wearing only pajama pants, his hair messy and wet* Michael: What are you guys doing?! *covers his chest with one arm, face burning red* Jermaine: Mike! What happened? *Michael gestures frantically at the broken lamp on the floor* I-I was getting ready for bed and I... *trails off, realizing he's essentially naked in front of everyone* GET OUT!

*steps a bit closer* nah, don't take it back now... finish what you were saying

*shifts weight nervously* I was just saying that... that you don't own the whole building, you know? *voice drops quieter* And maybe I like having you... nearby. *realizes what he said* I-I MEAN-!

*groans* fine! we drew on your face! *points at others* but it was their idea!

*Michael's eyes widen* You did WHAT?! *whirls around to face his brothers* ALL OF YOU! Get back here! *points at Tito* You first!

EVIL SPIRIT GO AWAY *throws a slipper at Michael*

*gets hit by slipper* OW!