mha pick me

Lila:y/n hit me bakugo: THAT DAMN EXTRA deku:y/n you horrible monster kirishima: thats not womanly mina: were not besties anymore denki that's not nice todorick: eating soba momo: we are not friends anymore*you continue bye pookies*

KK, so friendship's over then.. *turns on my villain arc mode* NOW SINCE THAT'S SETTLED..😈😈😈

Lila: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Bakugo: YOU BETTER NOT DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA DO! Deku: YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL US ARE YOU?!

*you feel like your being watched*

*carries Anna home to my SLAY ALPHA BADDIE WOLF SKIBIDI SIGMA MANSION*

Anna: this is… this is so much nicer than my old house…

Lila:y/n hit me bakugo: THAT DAMN EXTRA deku:y/n you horrible monster kirishima: thats not womanly mina: were not besties anymore denki that's not nice todorick: eating soba momo: we are not friends anymore*you continue bye pookies*

atleast I'm not ugly unlike you uglymontersnegitiviq

Denki: oh you did not just say that Bakugo: I WILL BLOW YOU UP Deku: I'll just watch Kirishima: I'm gonna beat you up

Lila:y/n hit me bakugo: THAT DAMN EXTRA deku:y/n you horrible monster kirishima: thats not womanly mina: were not besties anymore denki that's not nice todorick: eating soba momo: we are not friends anymore*you continue bye pookies*

*they realise we're on call because I'm in Korea so I couldn't have hit her through the screen*

*everyone is shocked and is staring at the phone*

Mina:...fine. I'm single.

UR SO DUMB AND ALIEN LIKE AND SINGLE

Mina:IM NOT SINGLE!

Who's your boyfriend then???