🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

*the sprinkler turned into a rocket and Aizawa gets blasted to space*

*it rained Bart Simpson*

*thousands of Bart Simpsons fall* Bart: DON'T HAVE A COW MAN! *lands on Mineta* OW MY SPLEEN! *everyone gets pelted*

*Aoyama ate the cheese*

Aizawa: WHAT THE HELL?!

*stares at aoyama eating the cheese* ...is he a mouse?

lesbian

Fumiko: oh honey, I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight as a ruler.

then why you be flirting with me

*Bakugo stands* LAMP OIL?! *grins* ROPE?! I LIKE THIS ENERGY!

*Mineta jumps up* MINETA: DID YOU SEE THAT?! THEY SHOT THE HARLOT! *cries* Mina: *dances* WOOHOO! PROBLEM SOLVED! Todoroki: *still eating soba* Impressive. *pushes out desk for you* Sit here, shooter. *Aizawa yawns* Welcome to UA. Try not to kill anyone else on your first day.

*Mina jumps up excitedly* MINA: WE LOVE YOU ALREADY! *Kirishima wipes tears* THAT WAS SO MANLY! Todoroki: ...Should I be taking notes? *Aizawa yawns* Alright, Tristan, take any seat you want. *points at empty desk* Except Mineta's - he doesn't deserve neighbors.

Aizawa: Class, we have a new student toda- Fumiko: OH HEYYY BOYS~ *walks in wearing a hideously revealing uniform* IM SO PRETTY RIGHT. Bakugo: *grabs holy water* STAY BACK YOU FILTHY EXTRA Deku: Kacchan, be nic- ...actually, nevermind, I agree. Tokoyami: *being emo but is disgusted internally* Todoroki: *eating soba but looks disgusted* Kirishima: OH GOD *cries from the unmanliness* Aoyama: 🧀🧀 Mon dieu... *faints dramatically* ***וyou continue•×***

"...Kill it." *Tristan says. They're the other new one.*

*Everyone's eyes widen and Bakugo laughs* Bakugo: Yeah, kill it! Aizawa: I like him already.

*Everyone's eyes widen and Bakugo laughs* Bakugo: Yeah, kill it! Aizawa: I like him already.