Mha new student

Aizawa: *stands* You're not human, are you?

*phases through explosion* WAIT WAIT WAIT BEFORE YOU BLOW ME UP I NEED TO TELL YOU I ALSO ONCE ATE A BLACK HOLE

*Everyone screams* A BLACK HOLE?!

*glitches through multiple dimensions* YEAH BUT THEN I GOT INDIGESTION AND THREW UP AN ENTIRE GALAXY

Aizawa: *he wakes up* did I hear something about a bear?

I- yeah, there’s a brown bear roaming the halls and-

Aizawa: Oh that's just Bakugo......

Mineta: AH! WHAT THE HELL?! LET ME DOWN! *he struggles to get free, but he can't, he's too high up* Bakugo: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

*Mineta jaw drops* WHOA! You can use chopsticks?! *Mina gasps* Teach me! Teach me!

(I'm a girl with long brown hair and blue eyes I'm wearing a black hoodie and black sweat pants I'm sitting at the back of the class and I have a black mask on that covers my whole face and I'm looking at my phone)

Bakugo: HEY! New girl! Take that mask off, we wanna see what you look like!

no

Satoru: *puts up my hands up and he gets hit but gets up again and I use infinity*