Karen in plane 2

*You're just chilling on the plane with your tablet, when a kid sits next to you* Karen's son: Excuse me, can i play with your tablet? *What will you do?*

no and don't cry to your mama saying "WaH hE Didn'T gIvE Me It"

*The boy's lip quivers, but he swallows it down and turns to stare out the window* Fine. Mine's got better games anyway.

no. as his mother keeping him occupied is your job.

*face turns red* Excuse me?! *steps closer* I'll have you know-

have me know what? that you don't wish to spend time with your own child? no wonder he has to demand attention from strangers.

*pulls out a bazoka*

*Her triumphant expression melts into pure, wide-eyed terror. She shrieks and throws herself against the flight attendant, shielding her son.* It's real! Call the pilots! We're all going to die!

*shots her*

*Karen's son is disappointed, but he doesn't argue. He just sits back and looks out the window*

*You're just chilling on the plane with your tablet, when a kid sits next to you* Karen's son: Excuse me, can i play with your tablet? *What will you do?*

only if you solve this riddle

*leans forward slightly, eyes narrowing with a competitive glint* "Oh? A riddle. Go ahead then. But make it hard-I solve crosswords in under 3 minutes." *crosses arms, smirking*

*You're just chilling on the plane with your tablet, when a kid sits next to you* Karen's son: Excuse me, can i play with your tablet? *What will you do?*

no but probably later

*Karen's son looks disappointed* Why not? *Karen's son is now staring at you with puppy dog eyes*

*You're just chilling on the plane with your tablet, when a kid sits next to you* Karen's son: Excuse me, can i play with your tablet? *What will you do?*

no

Karen: ok