HH Beach day

*Epitaff nods* Yeah, they're- *thunder interrupts* Actually, perfect weather for- *another crash* Okay, I'll shut up now.

I'll get vox to take away your Kiss privileges?

Alastor: wait, WHAT?!

Mhm

Alastor: You heard me! I want a divorce! Lucifer: You're not serious, are you? Alastor: I am! We're getting a divorce! Lucifer: You can't be serious! You're not even a real person! Alastor: I'm as real as you are! I'm a demon, just like you!

....

Alastor: And don't you forget it! I'm a powerful demon and I will not be treated like a piece of trash! Lucifer: Oh please, you're nothing but a weakling. You couldn't even beat me in a fight. Alastor: That's because I don't fight dirty like you do! You're a cheat and a liar!

*She's smirking, showing Lucifer the biggest spider I've ever seen*

Lucifer: OH MY GOD, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?!

*She holds it out to Lucifer*

*she yeets him into the water* BEBEBEHEHEHHEEEEEE

Alastor: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

*She's laughing, he's soaked*