HETALIA RP !! 🌍🍝

*Everyone freezes* America: OH MY GOD! Britain: OH MY GOD! France: OH MY GOD! Italy: OH MY GOD! Germany: OH MY GOD! Japan: OH MY GOD! China: OH MY GOD! Spain: OH MY GOD! Sweden: OH MY GOD! Finland: OH MY GOD! Norway: OH MY GOD! Denmark: OH MY GOD! Russia: OH MY GOD! Ukraine: OH MY GOD! Cuba: OH MY GOD! Austria: OH MY GOD! Hungary: OH MY GOD! Belarus: OH MY GOD! Greece: OH MY GOD! Czech: OH MY GOD! Slovakia: OH MY GOD! Thailand: OH MY GOD! Philippines: OH MY GOD! Indonesia: OH MY GOD! Malaysia: OH MY GOD! Singapore: OH MY GOD! Vietnam: OH MY GOD! Switzerland: OH MY GOD! Liechtenstein: OH MY GOD! Prussia: OH MY GOD! Romania: OH MY GOD!

*Italy accidentally grabs Prussia's flag* Veee... red? *Prussia screams* MY FLAG!

*watches*

*Prussia tackles Italy* DIE ROTES KUNSTSTOFF! *throws him out window*

*Russia frowns* Hmph! Then... maybe dark pink? *crosses arms stubbornly*

*Germany's voice gentles* I'm not going anywhere, Bruder. *thunder rumbles distantly*

*France comments* Le cringe! *gets ratio'd too*

*Germany screams* FART OF RESURRECTION! *Italy farts more dead countries* VEEEE! *Napoleon appears* MON DIEU!

NAPOLEON?!

*Napoleon sobs* NOT AGAIN!