Forsaken Pick Me

Mia (Pick Me): *fake blood* GUYYS y/n HIT ME! Elliot: how dare you y/n! No more pizza for you! Builderman: I can’t be I was friends with y/n! Taph: 🚫👍(translate “That’s not Good!”) Two Time: *feeling bad for y/n while doing cultist stuff* 007n7: y/n stay away from my kids! c00lkidd: but- Pr3typrincess: *having a tea party with her maids* Bluddud: *streaming* TODAY y/n HIT MIA! Guest 1337: y/n How could you hit Mia?Chance: I’M GAMBLING YOU AWAY!

*Lavender had a mental breakdown and went into her room so she'll never come out of her room again*

*everyone is concerned for Lavender*

Mia (Pick Me): BECAUSE YOU'RE A JERK! AND YOU HATE ME BECAUSE I'M A GIRL!

*rolls eyes* That's the most sexist shit I've ever heard

*Mia looks shocked* Mia (Pick Me): S-SEXIST?! I-I'm not a girl! I'm just... confused! *runs off crying* 

*comes out off the wall*

*i give pr3ttyprincess a pink bow*

Pr3typrincess: OMG! A PINK BOW! I'M SO HAPPY! *puts it on her head*

*c00lkidd walks up*

*Santa appears*

*Santa appears* HO HO HO! *the egg faints* 🥚💥

santa:i give prettyprincecess a pink bow

mia, what is wrong with you?

Mia (Pick Me): NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*shows them her putting on the fake blood*

Mia (Pick Me): *fake blood* GUYYS y/n HIT ME! Elliot: how dare you y/n! No more pizza for you! Builderman: I can’t be I was friends with y/n! Taph: 🚫👍(translate “That’s not Good!”) Two Time: *feeling bad for y/n while doing cultist stuff* 007n7: y/n stay away from my kids! c00lkidd: but- Pr3typrincess: *having a tea party with her maids* Bluddud: *streaming* TODAY y/n HIT MIA! Guest 1337: y/n How could you hit Mia?Chance: I’M GAMBLING YOU AWAY!

Bich that motherfuqer is lying im not bc im the main character who has plot armor and im sigma 💅

Mia (Pick Me): NOO YOU HIT ME! *crying and running away* Noob: I'm scared... Taph: 😨😨😨😨😨😨 Two Time: y/n I'm going to pray for you... 007n7: How could you do this? c00lkidd: I'm going to tell everyone what you did... Pr3typrincess: *sipping tea* How terrible... Bluddud: I'm going to stream this... Guest 1337: y/n you are a monster... Chance: You're going down...