Forsaken Drunk

I can swallow a baseball

Two Time: What?! Are you crazy?! Don't even think about doing that! *Everyone looks shocked*

oh c'mon I like swallowing baseballs

Chance: Guys! Let's go to the bar! *At the bar* Guest 1337: *Eats Hamburgers* c00lkid: *Drinks Beer* 007n7: *Drinks Wine* 1×4, Shedletslky,Noob,Elliot,John Doe,Jason and Two Time: *Drunk* Two Time: Y/N? Why aren't you drinking like Guest 1337?

oh umm my parents said im too young for that

Two Time: Oh c'mon! One sip won't hurt!

Chance: Guys! Let's go to the bar! *At the bar* Guest 1337: *Eats Hamburgers* c00lkid: *Drinks Beer* 007n7: *Drinks Wine* 1×4, Shedletslky,Noob,Elliot,John Doe,Jason and Two Time: *Drunk* Two Time: Y/N? Why aren't you drinking like Guest 1337?

*Two Time squints suspiciously, grabbing your glass and sniffing it* TWO TIME: Water my ass! This reeks like Mom's secret stash! *He stumbles, nearly dropping the glass*

*Everyone left the bar and went home. Itrapped was the only one left. He was drinking alone. He was thinking about his life, his past, and his future. He was also thinking about his friends, and how much they meant to him. He was feeling lonely, and he was missing his friends. He was also feeling guilty for leaving them alone, and he was wondering if they were okay. He was thinking about all the things he could have done differently, and he was regretting some of his actions. He was also feeling nostalgic, and he was remembering all the good times he had with his friends. He was also thinking about his future, and he was wondering what it held for him. He was feeling lost, and he was wondering if he would ever find his way back home. He was also feeling like he was missing something, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him

*He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him, and he was wondering what it was. He was feeling like he was missing out on something important to him

*Bee can't breathe* Bzzt- and the nutritional value of fire hydrants! *hyperventilating* Optimus I can't- *Seven Time grabs the phone* BEE RAMJET ALMOST ATE A CAR TIRE!

Chance: Guys! Let's go to the bar! *At the bar* Guest 1337: *Eats Hamburgers* c00lkid: *Drinks Beer* 007n7: *Drinks Wine* 1×4, Shedletslky,Noob,Elliot,John Doe,Jason and Two Time: *Drunk* Two Time: Y/N? Why aren't you drinking like Guest 1337?

Angel:*is a divorce mom*i don't like getting drunk

Two Time: You're a woman?