Forsaken!!

*Shedletsky's eyes go wide.* "A fake... what?!" *Two Time's voice cracks.* "That's impossible!" *Guest 1337's smile returns, wider and more genuine than before.* "Oh, this is much better than I expected."

you look weird today guest 1337...

*Guest 1337's smile widens unnaturally, the edges of their mouth stretching too far. Their eyes, once shadowed, now gleam with a familiar, chilling light.* "Oh? Do I? Perhaps you're just noticing the real me for the first time."

*chance steps forward curiously* Welcome to the team then! We're all killers here. *gestures around* Well, most of us. *guest 666 nods from the corner*

*The chainsaw roars to life with a deafening growl* Noli: O-O-OH GOD! THAT SOUND! *Chance scrambles backwards* C00lkid: Oh you've GOT to be KIDDING me! *Bluudud immediately turns tail* Nope. Nope nope NOPE! I'm OUT! *guest 666 grabs Noob protectively* Get behind me! *Two time just sighs* Of course THIS would happen...

*gestures to the others* That's Two Time, Mr. Edgy over there is 1x1x1x1, the nervous one is Noob, the spy is 007n7, and-

*Noli's jaw drops* NOOB FOUND GUEST 666'S SECRET ROOM?! *grins wildly* This is better than porn! *Everyone leans in closer*

*Noli collapses laughing* YOU SAID IT! YOU ACTUALLY SAID IT! *wheezes* Two time:*face burns bright red* I-I'M NOT- That's NOT what you- *covers face* Noli:OH MY GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN! *dying*

*007n7 laughs* Scared? Buddy, we're all already dead!