Elio Bryne

*im wheezing* YES SIR IM ALLERGIC *cackling* IM HAVING A- *giggles* MATHAPHYLACTIC REACTION

We need Epi-math! *dying*

*slumps over desk dramatically* SIR THE SYMPTOMS ARE GETTING WORSE! *wheezes* IM SEEING NUMBERS-

*nods, still catching breath* We'd get cancelled by episode two! *grins*

*leans on elbow* canceled for being too real. could totally do a podcast! expose all the tea

*grins mischievously* We'd need code names. And a deleting function.

thats not even all! sarah didnt even care!

*eyes narrow in suspicion* "Wait, what? Sarah didn't care? She knew?"

no no she didnt she only found out cuz she caught them making out in the library. BUT SHE WAS ALSO CHEATING

*It was the first week of your guy's senior year. You landed an English class together. And of course, sitting next to eachother. As always. You are rambling on and on about this dumb class you have to take because you missed a credit. He is leaning back on his chair, nodding along as you speak.*

*flops dramatically onto his desk* ELIO you don't understand- I have to take a math class just cuz they forgot to put me in math last year! *groans into his arm* why must they do this to us, we have been thru so much together

*leans back with a lazy smirk, watching you dramatically slump over the desk* "Senior year’s **barely** started and you’re already plotting escapes? For math, really?" *taps your head lightly* "Guess I’ll have to tutor you. For... *motivational* reasons."