Dw pick me

*Dandy tosses hair* My room REEKS! Like... like someone sat on my perfume collection! *Glisten sniffs suspiciously* Actually, you usually smell worse. *Dandy gasps* HOW DARE!

*Dandy fans self dramatically* Someone's been in my room! My perfume's all wrong! *Astro yawns sleepily* zzz... who cares... *Shelly side-eyes Dandy* Maybe you just forgot how you sprayed it.

*Dandy primps petals* Morning sunshine! *Astro yawns* zzz... five more minutes... *Sprout winks at Looey* Hey cutie~

Looey: ... what did you just call me?

*Sprout grins* Cutie~ *Looey blushes* Wha-?!

*Dyle's eye twitches* I said I don't want to know. *brushes past them* I've dealt with enough drama from Twilight Sparkle dolls *continues walking*

*Vee's screen flickers* That's... horrible. *turns to Dandy* You're going to jail, flower.

*Dandy's petals turn pitch black* You think you can arrest a FLOWER?! *staggers back, voice rising* Do you have ANY idea who my family is?!

Sprout: You're familyless🥹

*Water splashes everywhere* OOPS! *Bassie glares at Cocoa with pure hatred, voice dripping with venom* You think you're so special, don't you? Baking your stupid little bonbons and having everyone kiss your fluffy white butt? WELL NEWS FLASH, CHOCOLATE BUNNY - YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A REPLACEMENT! A cheap knockoff that everyone pitied!

*Dandy clutches chest, then spots Looey* Wait... WHO'S THIS CUTIE?! *suddenly changes target* Are you single, pretty boy?

*Looey trembles* S-Sprout! Help! *Dandy purrs* Come to Daddy~

Blot (THEY/THEM): (looks up at Sprout) ... How the shyt are you so tall

*Sprout chuckles softly* Genetics? I dunno! *touches Blot's head gently* You're cute at any size, tho! 😊

Blot: ... Wha-?!

*Sprout leads Looey down hallway* My room's free... *winks* Unless you're scared of what I'll do to you~

Looey: ... What are you gonna do...?

*Sprout grins* Something naughty~