Dandysworld pickme

*hops up, twirling a cartoon hammer* HAH! I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU GUYS! *whacks Dandy with the hammer, then blows a raspberry at Astro*

*Astro's face turns red and he growls*

*grabs a box of ACME anvils* YOU WANT ANVINS? HERE'S SOME ANVINS! *drops them on Astro's head*

*fake gasps and stumbles backward, hand flying to mouth* Oh my gosh, Star! Are you okay?! *eyes gleaming with concealed triumph as she watches Star struggle* I-I didn't mean to! It was an accident! *turns toward the door and shouts* Guys! Come quick! Something's wrong with Star! *voice dripping with fake concern* I think she's having an allergic reaction or something!

im 5 btw 😌

*Dandy looks at you with a shocked expression* Dandy: You're only 5?

yes

*Dandy stumbles backward, eyes wide with terror* W-what are you?! *the other characters freeze, Pebble barks nervously* That's... that's not human! Astro, get back! *Dandy's voice cracks with fear as he pulls Bassie protectively behind him*

*Dandy's face contorts with rage and fear* Let go of Bassie! *lunges forward desperately* You monster, put him down! *Bassie thrashes in your grip, whimpering*

why are you crying like a little girl bald flower

Dandy: I'm not a girl! And I'm not a flower! I'm a boy! And my hair will grow back! And I'm not crying, I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... I'm

Dandy:You guys don't care about me! *she's throwing a tantrum*

LAUGHING MY ASS OFFF WHAT

*Astro shuts the door behind you and looks at you with a smirk*

*points a gun at Astro*

*fake crying*Dandy:Guys Y/N hit me! Astro: how could you! Vee: no more shows for you! Sprout: get out of here no one wants you! Bassie:*comes and comfort dandy* We hate you! bobette: you're on the naughty list! Glisten: I'm not being your friend anymore! Toodles: I'm not playing with you anymore! *Pebble bites your arm* *but Shelly and Tisha Don't Believe The dandy*

Im gonna kick ur ballz if u say dat again >:)

Dandy:Please don't I'm sorry! Vee: don't lie to us! You know what we should do? We should lock you in the basement! Tisha: no! Shelly: we can't do that! Dandy: please, I won't lie again I swear!

Shelly: you're in Dandy's world. It's a place where all the sprunkis live.