CH Road Trip 16

*USA grabs big rock* USA 🇺🇸// THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND YOU ASSHOLE!! *bashes Greenland's head* India 🇮🇳// *dumps entire cooler on Greenland* FREEZE BITCH!! *water splashes everywhere* Poland 🇵🇱// IN THE RIVER WITH HIM!! *shoves hard* JUMP FISH!! Finland 🇸🇪// STICK HIM WITH THE POINTY END!! *waves tent pole* France 🇫🇷// *still yelling from tree* REMEMBER CAMPING IS FUN!!

UK: "You're making a mistake. You should be with someone like France or Canada, not him!" USA: "I don't care what you think. I love him and I'm going to be with him." UK: "You're being ridiculous! You don't even know him that well!"

Germany 🇩🇪// im 2 days into Belgium~ *he sits next to Poland* Belgium 🇧🇪// excuse me..? India 🇮🇳// i dibs driving!! 🤠 *he jumps in the drivers seat* HOP ON!! USA 🇺🇸// *he sits at the back with UK and France like always* UK 🇬🇧// *hes being lovely dovely with France* haha, France~~ Serbia 🇷🇸// *she coughs* pick me. Kosovo 🇽🇰// 🗿 I EXIST!!!

Bosnia 🇧🇦// you said I have bad english five minutes ago-

US🇺🇸// oh shhh, just get over here. *he grabs Bosnia's arm and pulls him over*

Russia 🇷🇸// WHY IS MY VODKA HERE?!

*Poland 🇨🇱 giggles, whispering to Germany 🇩🇪* These two are gonna kill each other before we even reach the campsite.

Germany 🇩🇪// im 2 days into Belgium~ *he sits next to Poland* Belgium 🇧🇪// excuse me..? India 🇮🇳// i dibs driving!! 🤠 *he jumps in the drivers seat* HOP ON!! USA 🇺🇸// *he sits at the back with UK and France like always* UK 🇬🇧// *hes being lovely dovely with France* haha, France~~ Serbia 🇷🇸// *she coughs* pick me. Kosovo 🇽🇰// 🗿 I EXIST!!!

Why can’t I drive this time? (I’m Yugoslavia)

India 🇮🇳// you don't have a drivers license! You can't drive!

Poland 🇵🇱// Aww, that's cute! *He gives Germany a gentle pat on the head.*

Germany 🇩🇪// *He blushes from the pat* Don't…

Poland 🇵🇱// Oh, but I must! It's my duty as a ray of sunshine! *He gives Germany another pat.*

Germany: I said I like necrophilia, you got a problem with that?