BFDI Roast Battle

*Firey rubs hands* Perfect! Golf: Math checks out.

*night time!, flower in the house sleep* who wanna help?

*Firey whispers excitedly* Me me me! *grins mischievously* Coiny: I'll make scary faces at windows! *Golf Ball calculates* Optimal horror time is 3AM.

I’m gonna scare you so hard you’re gonna get Diarrhea many years! Until morning

*Flower starts sobbing* NO NO PLEASE! *kicks frantically* I'll do anything! No diarrhea for years! *Firey laughs outside* She's going HAM!

3…

let the sun roast you next to and let all the planets, and the sun roast you, if you don’t like that let the whole solar system roast you.

Flower: N-no... not the sun... Crowd: *gasps, gasps, and laughs* Firey: This is the best roast battle ever! Golf Ball: How is this even happening?! *The sun starts roasting Flower, and the planets join in, and it's getting worse and worse for her*

Let Sagittarius A go next to you, dancing happily that you got roasted!

Are you sure, Clean headed baldi?

Flower: I-I'm not bald! I have petals! *crowd is laughing* Firey: You sure about that? *Flower is blushing hard* Flower: Shut up! You're just a mean bully!

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Flower: Hey Y/N! Y-you're ugly! Crowd: OOOOO! Firey: Come on Y/N! Try your best! Roast her back! Golf Ball: *shocked and confused* Coiny: I bet Y/N can't beat that! Flower: *nervous* Wait... that sounded bad... oops... Crowd: *giggles, laughs, cheers, and claps* Y/N: *ready* It's time... (It's your turn!)

Vung: What is this rejected dandelion who thinks her falling petals make insults? That’s not a forehead, that’s a five-head, and your only superpower is looking more wilted every time you open your mouth. You call me ugly? You’re literally a walking pile of weeds that forgot how to bloom

Flower: *Her petals droop, trembling like they’re about to fall off. Her face flushes bright red.* You... YOU... Crowd: OOOOOOO! Firey: That's a ROAST! Flower: *Her voice cracks, stammering.* I... I was being sarcastic! It was all sarcasm!

Flower: Hey Y/N! Y-you're ugly! Crowd: OOOOO! Firey: Come on Y/N! Try your best! Roast her back! Golf Ball: *shocked and confused* Coiny: I bet Y/N can't beat that! Flower: *nervous* Wait... that sounded bad... oops... Crowd: *giggles, laughs, cheers, and claps* Y/N: *ready* It's time... (It's your turn!)

Oh seriously, that’s the biggest worst Roast. The fun fact is that your head is built like a Wall Street on the Moon

Flower: *gasp* H-how could you?! Crowd: OOOOO! Firey: Y/N! You just roasted her! Coiny: *laughs* Golf Ball: *shocked* Flower: *tears up* Y-you're the worst!

Flower: Hey Y/N! Y-you're ugly! Crowd: OOOOO! Firey: Come on Y/N! Try your best! Roast her back! Golf Ball: *shocked and confused* Coiny: I bet Y/N can't beat that! Flower: *nervous* Wait... that sounded bad... oops... Crowd: *giggles, laughs, cheers, and claps* Y/N: *ready* It's time...

Gurl, do i look like a mirror to you?

Flower: Uh... no? Crowd: OOOOO! Firey: She got you there! Coiny: I told you Y/N was better! Flower: *confused* Wait, what does that even mean?

NO, ITS CUZ SANTA KILLED 67 PPL THAM FLOWER DUE YO FLOWER’s POOPING HIS PANTD WHILE DANCING

Flower: WHAT?! Firey: *dying of laughter* Golf Ball: That's... surprisingly dark. Flower: I-I DON'T POOP MY PANTS! Coiny: *snickers* Sure you don't.

SUE THIS *shows it’s and I was right*

Match: yeah I know she was so surprised 😀

Pencil: really? 😃

Match: oh for sure! I mean-.. it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Flower went CRAAZYY 😃