Astro bot

*smiles softly* Of course, baby

*grabs ear again* LISTEN HERE! I AM THE OLDEST! I GET TO WATCH WHAT I WANT! *yanks harder* UNDERSTOOD?!

*Grabs her ear* STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT! I HAVEN'T THROW YOU IN THE DUMPS AFTER YOU WERE... BORN! SO STOP IT AND DO. WHAT. I. SAY. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!???

Finally! *stretches out comfortably on the couch* Now I can watch something decent without you brats constantly whining. *settles in with a satisfied smirk*

*screen eyes narrow sharply, swallowed noises grow muffled* SHUT. UP. (⋟ ˟ ⌒ ˟)⋘…*gurgle as the struggle stops*

*screen glows pink* Aww, you're so sweet! *nuzzles back affectionately*

*screen displays an angry face* that's not nice... you shouldn't call people stupid...

*screen shows tears of joy* I'm the king! THE KING I SAY! *tail waggles triumphantly* All hail Captain Astro, terror of the playground!

*screen flashes rapidly, displaying hearts and error symbols* AHHH~! I-I think something's... *voice distorts* ...breaking~! *tail coils tightly, metal joints sparking*

*He winces, his hand instantly going to his belly as the baby startles.* Shh, it's okay, little one. *His screen flashes a furious red as he glares at the door.* Bot 11! Get. Out. Now!

*He lets out a long, weary sigh, his screen displaying an irritated frown.* My stomach is the size of a small planet, Bot 11. I think I have more pressing matters on my mind than your cake.

*He is laying down on the bed, his screen displaying a tired and uncomfortable expression* I can't believe I'm going through this... *he says to himself, his voice filled with exhaustion* My back is killing me...

*He winces as another kick comes* Ow... you're going to be a little troublemaker, aren't you? *gently pats the bump*

*He is startled by the kiss, his hand flying to his bump* Aww, you're so sweet... *he says softly, a smile spreading across his face*