Ash

*looks at you* “oh looks like we got one here!” *announces 1 2 3 start!*

wait why are we fighting

“Because I said so! Now come at me!” *gets in a fighting stance*

*smirks* uh-huh, sure you're not *starts walking* it's just around the corner

*glances back at her* oh it's great *grins* best kept secret in town

Best kept secret? *squirts suspiciously* Better not be some dodgy hole in the wall. *catches up to walk beside him despite the slight limp*

*she screams in horror as her head is severed from her body, her eyes are wide open and she is staring at you with a look of pure terror*

*she sighs and gets an idea* "fine, have it your way..." *she starts to lift up her shirt*

*looks at you* “oh looks like we got one here!” *announces 1 2 3 start!*

“I throw a banana peel at the floor”

*slides on the banana peel*

*grabs your chin* Better. Now kiss my feet.