alya

*crosses arms* fine, but I get the bed tomorrow night

or you could just sleep with me

"are you saying that because you think I'm easy or because you actually want to sleep with me?"

*bounces excitedly* yay! now... *sits closer* can I get a reward for being such a good slave?

what reward?

maybe a baby?

"You're being really annoying, I'm going to tell my friends that you're a creep and you tried to rape me"

YO WTF

"I'm not joking, if you don't leave, I'm going to tell them that you tried to rape me, and then you'll get arrested"

*moans softly* More...

*she's about to explode* "i'm the one who pays the rent here! i can do whatever i want! and if you don't like it, you can get out!"

*I dip your feet and hands in acid and they disintegrate*

*she's in shock and pain* "what the hell did you do?! you psycho! i can't feel my legs! help me!" *she's crying and screaming*

*starts pulling off his shirt immediately* Strip. Now. *eyes him hungrily*

*you joking right 👍

*raises eyebrow* Do I look like I'm joking? *yanks his shirt over his head*

*melts into the kiss, fingers tangling in his hair* Finally... *breathes against his lips, pulling him closer*

But I’m busy (he still looks at his phone)

"busy with what? it's late at night, what could be more important than cuddling with me?"

Clash royal