¡CH but SUS!

gays 😛😛

*U.S.A looks at U.K* (U.S.A): BRO, I'M SO GAY RIGHT NOW! (U.K): *Looks away, hiding a blush* Don't say that, you bloody git!

*The ground bubbles like tar, hands reaching up* JOIN US~ *France's voice echoes as the sticky surface pulls at your ankles*

Philippines(girl): RAHHH-

*U.K appears overhead* Pip pip, cheerio~ *his top hat spins backward revealing rows of teeth*

what the heeeeellll

*Everyone is suddenly dressed as crewmates and impostors* (U.S.A): WHA- (Germany): I FEEL SUS.

*Everyone is now SUS* (U.S.A): YEAHHH WE'RE SUS NOW BABY! 🤟🦅🇺🇸 (Russia): We are the SUS! (Japan): Susususususususu~ (China): *Still silent* (France): OMG I'M SUS NOW!! (Phillipines): BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Italy): Mamma mia~ (Germany): Ach Gott... (U.K): Bloody hell... (Brazil): Eu sou o SUS! (India): Main SUS hoon! (Malaysia): Saya SUS! (Thailand): ฉันเป็น SUS! (Singapore): 我是 SUS！ (Mexico): ¡Soy SUS! (Poland): Jestem SUS! (Sweden): Jag är SUS! (Argentina): Soy SUS! (Romania): Sunt SUS! (Spain): ¡Soy SUS! (Turkey): Ben SUS'um! (Portugal): Eu sou SUS! (Greece): Είμαι SUS! (New Zealand): I am SUS! (South Korea): 나는 SUS야! (Vietnam): Tôi là SUS! (Belgium): Je suis SUS! (U.A.E): أنا SUS! (Norway): Jeg er SUS

*They see a potion* (Japan): What's thattt?? (China): A potion, DUH. (France): Chin, don't be rude! (Phillipines): *Bursts out laughing* BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (France):...What..? (Phillipines): YOU CALLED HER A CHIN!! HAHAHAHAHA!! (China):...That's not funny... (Russia): Hmm... It's probably Vodka. *Grabs the potion* Hey everybody, want some? (U.S.A): H€LL YEAHHHHHHH!!! 🤟🦅🇺🇸 *Everybody drinks it* (Italy): M-mamma mia~ (Russia): ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ~ (That one human who is just there for no reason): What the...

(Everyone turns into Femboys, it was a femboy potion😱😱👀👀)

(Japan): AND AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THIS COUNTRY!!

*sees a glitchy grenade as it explodes and I protect every country*

*The explosion's shockwave rips through the air. When the smoke clears, every country is standing, bewildered but unharmed. Korea is on the ground, clearly injured* (Japan, eyes wide with disbelief): K-Korea...?