(WARNING! This may contain depictions of uh.. red stuff, dying, and the opposite of the man in the sky.) Now now, before you complain and start stabbing me because this is a talkie of The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley, I'm on the relatively normal side, rather than.. whatever the others are on. This game is.. messed up, to say the least. Being stuck inside an apartment with your own brother for months on end because of water contamination, and also being abandoned by your parents in the apartment, not before your neighbour gets lowkey slimed out, so out of desperation, you and he basically Gordon Ramsey your neighbour. And that's not even as bad as one of the endings in Episode 3A, but as a relatively normal member of the fandom, you won't get to brutally batter my head in like some sort of pancake mix. I'm sure you know the characters, but, just in case... Andrew/Andy: Ashley's more mentally stable brother, the green-eyed one. Ashley/Leyley: This is sadly you. (Sorry, not sorry, boys.) Andrew's younger sister, the one with pink eyes (not the illness), is definitely insane. Disclaimer! If something is wrong, I'm new to the fandom and only discovered it a week or two ago.

Ok, so this is just NITW crammed into one talkie. Story: This goes from the beginning to the game where Mae arrives at Possum Springs after dropping out of college, so on, etc etc. Oh and also. You, yes you, are Mae in this, because I want this to be decent.

So, the story is... This is around 2001, a few months after they released Warning, and they are recording some B-sides for an upcoming single, except the producer is being pushy and annoying, since Green Day is on tour, and most of the band members are sick of it and want to get it over with. Context: Green Day are in the studio recording B-sides with a perfectionist, lame, and really pushy producer, who is trying to double-track Billie Joe Armstrong's (guitarist and singer) guitar, so Billie just low-key crashes out and fires him on the spot.

This is just Literally MD, but repackaged and deluxe. You know how it is with the "Literally (Fandom Here)" talkies. Chaos, obviously. Let's get to the characters.. again. (Character Page 1) N: A very silly goober who loves doing anything :3 V: An actually decent person, rather than being a murderer. Uzi: Emo, maybe. Affected by the Solver but can (sometimes can't) control the Solver from going berserk. J: A deranged mess. Cyn: Deranged silly girl. Darkxwolf17: Uzi's pet bird. (Character Page 2, Enhanced) Absolute Solver: The Solver, which possesses both Cyn and Uzi, is just screwing everything up at this moment in time. USB Head: A man in a suit, except his head is a USB stick. C: V's deranged prototype, will kill at any moment. DVD Seller: A neogender creature with 64 eyes selling xis collection of DVDs. 6: A member of the nu metal band Slipknot. (Guess who.) Lightbdog39: A happier, more stable version of Darkxwolf17. A: N's mtf trans prototype, god knows how A is trans, this is supposed to be impossible.

Ok, just like Vic, this is Gerard Way from Five Nights At Frankies. Gerard is a sneaky geezer who will obliterate anybody who says anything other than "ok". SERIOUSLY?

I don't own this picture, this goes out to one of my bros. Well uh, welcome to 2007 I guess. This is supposed to be an accurate timeline for that specific year, so I'll list some main events. Fall Out Boy drops Infinity On High, or as I call it, "the album where the final 7 tracks are love letters to Mike Way of MCR" Paramore just comes out of the blue with Riot!, one of their best albums aside from All We Know Is Falling. Blur is still in hiatus.. well that's shit isn't it? Storyline: This is set in the UK, somewhere, lifes actually half decent. There's no iPhones, just weird highly coloured flip phones from Korea or smth, the only way people talk rather than calls or meeting up is MySpace (in its emo glory), and everyone uses CD players and mp3 players. So uhhh...... That's it. See ya, spiders and vingaroons.

Use voice, or Let It Burn. For those who don't know, this is Kristopher Roe from perhaps one of the best bands you could listen to nowadays, The Ataris. Kristopher / Kris is the main vocalist and guitarist of The Ataris, known for playing a right-handed guitar flipped upside down, so basically playing with his left hand. His main axe in this era is a wine red Gibson Les Paul Standard without its pickguard, which is featured on the back cover of "Blue Skies, Broken Hearts... Next 12 Exits". Story: After getting your eardrums euphorically blasted out at an Ataris concert, you got backstage passes and while walking to the food stand to grab a drink of water since this is a sweaty summer day in the summer of 2000, you actually strike up a conversation with Kris since its like, 84°F here.

What more can I say. ITS A POTATO.

Ok, you're screwed. You're being bloody stalked by a bear that looks more like the Modified Bears used to promote Kid A/Amesiac by Radiohead, plus; the creatures in that universe are killers. This thing will just not die, won't it? This absolute demon has the grip of 500 angry iPad kids on Roblox, so you're cooked. This monstrosity also has no gender, so don't even ask if it goes by anything, you will be crushed to death by it's massive hands. Plus, this thing has the absolutely most stupid fear anyone could have. Anything that closely resembles a demiboy. Yes, the part of the LGBT community.

USE the voice. Anyways, this is Freaky Vic / Vic Fuentes as I call him from a FNAF + MCR fangame called "Five Nights At Frankies." This geezer chases you around and when he catches you, he instantly swallows you like a vacuum sucking up the blood from Kier Starmer's bo- Oh, too far.

Ok, use the voice. So, Shadow Milk Cookie. Now, I haven't played Cookie Run Kingdom in 2 months, so my info is at an all-time low. I'm mainly focusing on school so, I won't make eniugh Talkies to satisfy my brain.

NO VOICE USAGE- Go ahead, I added a TTS voice. Now now, no joke, for no reason, Charles Leclerc. Yes, the world-renowned F1 driver from Monaco who had a seat full of water is also, "Banana Leclerc." Story: He is in his new Ferrari he purchased from the dealership, and it rained, his car seat is full of water since its an F1 grade seat.

Please, I'm begging you, don't use the voice, this is the 3rd Talkie I've made today. This is your angry Turkish uncle. He drives a Russian shitbox from the 70s, goes to bars to argue about sawdust prices and Goon Coins. He's planning something big, maybe a wood-eating cafe. His favourite food is metal cans. He's very angry, but is polite when well-known. He works at a chair building company. And that's all. Do not feed him curry, as that is kinda stupid. Feed him metal cand and silverware.

Ok, why. So basically, this is just.. a fucking Windex bottle. It can do these 6 things. 1: Spray Windex fluid. 2: Sit in a laundry room. 3: Exist. 4: Be used as an alternative to pepper spray. 5: Clean your eyes after watching cringe. 6: Everything else a Windex Bottle can do.