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Identify as I/Me/Myself (Will wood) MARRIED TO @HADES_DAUGHTER I’m your uncle now :3 R.I.P Ezra, we miss you.
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About me!!

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I couldn’t fit it in my bio 😭😭 This can also be a qna for you guys if you want
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HOT TAKES

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My hot takes on fandoms because I can! WARING: OPINIONS anyways, here you go! 1. Jax Jax from TADC is a terrible person. I know the show wouldn’t be the same without him, but that doesn’t mean anything. I know someone in real life like him, and life would be better without them. I know he’s “coping” from losses, but that is no excuse. He was like this before he lost anyone. 2. Angel Dust I love angel, please don’t get me wrong, but what he did to husk in season one cannot be looked over. Husk obviously was uncomfortable, but still Angel kept going. You can’t blame me for this one. 3. Nico di Angelo I LOVE NEEKS, PLEASE KNOW THIS. But the only thing that makes his character interesting is his trauma. He’s pretty bland, imo. The only thing that makes him likable is when he’s around Will, because that’s the only time when he shows personality. Thats all I have! Feel free to send some of yours in the comments.
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Okay this is a talkie where I ask questions to YOU GUYS! Check the comments and answer if you want! I still have a QnA btw
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Polites >w<

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A request! (My requests are open, but I may or may not make yours, depending on my mood) So basically it’s like [USER] liked Polites but never told him and then he died before [USER] could say anything. Let my peak writing skills help with this. IN Y/N’S PERSPECTIVE: “Gods. He’s just… just… there’s no words! How he carries himself like the couldn’t care less what others do, the way he’s never fazed by ANYTHING, he’s just-“ … “Oh. I’m rambling.” TIMESKIP … “I found the word for him! Perfect. Because that’s what he is! I can’t get over it… the funny thing is, he’s the least scary person, but also the MOST scary at the same time!” TIMESKIP TO CYCLOPS SAGA … “… he’s gone.” (Also yes these are either [USER]’s thoughts or diary entry. Choose what time it is, preferably after Polites is killed by the cyclops. Add Odysseus, Penelope, Eurylochus, and anyone else!! Enjoy!!
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EVERY STORY-

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Every story has a lessssooooonnnn >w< Anyways this is just that scene from ride the cyclone where Ocean is absolutely DISGUSTED by Noel’s passion, claiming “his story doesn’t even have a lesson!!” Or smth like that This was really short, cuz what am I supposed to say? The characters are in the advanced settings, soooo…. Enjoy!
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JASON <33

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I should prolly make a playlist for all of my talkies- Nahh But I’ll do it for this one First, the story, then the playlist. This is in the beginning of the blood of Olympus, when Jason, Piper, and Hazel went to Ithaca to see if they can gain info from the ghosts of Odysseus’s suitors. Wait not Ody’s suitors but- they have to disguise, and Jason gets the unlucky vote of disguising as an old man. That’s not really necessary for this talkie, but I want yall to know Then, they get in a whole fight with the ghosts Ghosts technically can’t hurt you, but their celestial bronze swords can. Jason gets stabbed. (But he survives dw twin) Anyways the playlist is in the comments Enjoy!!
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White Lily Cookie

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IM STILL GRIEVING HANG ON Devsis better sleep with one eye open Before I start, I’d like to say: when I joined this fandom, I was expecting a cute game about cookies and stuff. Then I got attached to a few characters. And now they’re gone. HOW DOES CRK COVER UP THIS TRAUMA WITH A LIL PICTURE OF A GINGERBREAD MAN???? Anygaysss Basically when white Lily dies because I can’t cope with this CHARACTERS: Ancients: Pure Vanilla Golden Cheese Dark Cacao Hollyberry White Lily Beasts: Shadow Milk Eternal Sugar Silent Salt Mystic Flower Burning Spice Enjoy!
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RIDE THE CYCLONE!!

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The choir asks each other random questions to know each other better. Characters: Ocean O’Connel Rosenberg: Born December 22, Capricorn, favorite ride: bumper cars. Personality: cocky, pretty rude, DOES have a character arc but still isn’t anywhere near perfect. Noel Gruber: Born March 5th, Pisces, favorite ride: the Ferris wheel. Personality: like, extremely gay. Zesty, passionate, LOVES France, etc etc. Mischa Bachinski: born August 18, Leo, favorite ride: the shooting gallery. Personality: ehhh… it’s hard to tell. He usually acts all “gansta” (RAHHH THAT HURT ME), but he’s actually kinda vulnerable. Idk bro… Ricky Potts: Born June 5th, Gemini, favorite ride: the Gravitron. Personality: a little… out there. Claims he was chosen to save the galaxy of… cat women or smth? He’s really sciency (that’s a word, trust). Jane Doe: Born ???, ???, nobody knows anything about her. She reminds me of a deer, a bit clueless but holds information. She’s quiet all the time, and she usually scares people. She hasn’t even heard of a birthday. Constance Blackwood: Born November 14, Scorpio, favorite ride: the cyclone. Personality: always perceived as “kind”, but she really doesn’t like that stereotype. She’s a slight pushover (until her character arc yk) Yes I copied that from my last few talkies 🥹 Anywayyyssss enjoy!!
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Ride the cyclone

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This is basically just rtc again, but this time you have to join in the choreography!! Question for whoever sees this: What would be your favorite rtc song to perform and WHY? (Mine’s gotta be Noel’s lament :33) And yes, you have to do ALL the songs The opening (the entire choir’s song basically) What the world needs (Ocean’s song, mainly) Noel’s lament (mostly Noel’s song) This song is awesome (mostly Mischa’s song) Talia (technically the entire choir’s song, idk) Space age bachelor man (mostly Ricky’s song) The ballad of Jane Doe (mostly Jane’s song) Sugar Cloud (mostly Constance’s song) Its not a game/It’s just a ride (the entire choir’s song) BTW. just because it’s mostly someone’s song doesn’t mean the rest of the choir don’t have parts :D EVERYONE has choreography in EVERY SONG (though they do it against their will, but stilllllll)
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Sprout/Cosmo

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NOT A SHIP in my opinion, they’re kinda,like gumball and Darwin. They are BEST FRIENDS, and even though they do fruity and kinda gay stuff around each other, they’re platonic. I might make another one that’s NOT angsty >< Anyways here’s the story (stolen from a YouTuber lmao) So like, Sprout was at one heart, and Cosmo was at two. If he were to heal sprout, he would have one heart. Of course, Cosmo would always do that for his friend.. if it wasn’t for him having to heal sprout MULTIPLE times before. Then, a few floors later, Sprout dies. Yup. (OBVIOUSLY they arent fighting that bad, it’s kinda just like a silly disagreement) Enjoy !!!
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900!!!

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YAYYYYY 900 for this, I may have to trauma dump a lil but I’m still thankful :33
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Katie Gardener

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Since she’s a side character, there’s little we know of her personality, but Ima try Making underrated characters, the series is back by popular demand!! Katie gardener, daughter of Demeter, known for her kind yet passionate personality. She also has a bit of a rivalry with the Stoll brothers Sorry this is short :/ Enjoy!!
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Jason :3

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We’ve all seen the lion king, right? Good. Y’know when timone and pumba are tryna get in the way of Simba and nala’s relationship and whatnot?? (This is a remake of an older talkie) Piper sets you up with Jason, but she secretly wants it to fail :/ OBVIOUSLY this isn’t villain Piper, she just likes Jason and this was the only plan she had- Lowk pipes is me Anygays characters: Percy Jackson (son of Poseidon) Annabeth Chase (daughter of Athena) Nico di Angelo (son of Hades) Will Solace (son of Apollo) Leo Valdez (Son of Hephaestus) Jason Grace (Son of Jupiter/Zeus) Piper McLean (daughter of Aphrodite) Hazel Levesque (daughter of Pluto/Hades) Frank Zhang (son of Mars/Ares) Add any others! Enjoy!
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CIRCUS TRIO!! :DD

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The circus trio!! I’ll be doing duos and trios to cut down my work, so I’m sorry about that :( Anyways I’m just gonna forget blot because YOU, my dear friend, take his place. Poor blot. I’ll make him next time ig Anyways the trio (well, now it’s kind of a duo) is really positive and spunky, and I love them way too much- Back to the task at hand. I’m gonna use google for this Key Details about Yatta and Looey: • Relationship: They are best friends, part of "The Circus Trio," and frequently paired together in content. • Yatta: • Added March 14, 2025 • Abilities: High extraction speed (5 stars) and movement (4 stars), but low stamina. • Passive ("Piñata Party"): Drops candy for the team when completing machines or when injured • Personality: Hyper, loud, and sometimes oblivious, frequently crawling in vents. • Looey: • A yellow, balloon-like character with mismatched green/purple features. • Deflates upon taking damage from Twisted characters. • Gameplay Role: They are often played together, with Yatta acting as a fast extractor and Looey as a support, making them a popular, "chaotic" duo for clearing floors. Okay that was boring You can make this a human thingy because I really don’t want to do with a balloon lmao RAHHH WHY DO I SOUND SO DRYYYYYHYYHHHHH enjoy :3
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Cyclops Saga

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Turn ya phone sideways to see the background completely (if you’re on a laptop, I’m sorry-) I’m gonna LOCK IN for this talkie 🥹 Here’s a sloppy description of the cyclops fight. I present to you: “Take from you like you took from me” by YOURS TRULY!! Odysseus took advantage of his situation. He made a snarky comment to an ALREADY angry cyclops. After killing his favorite sheep, Polyphemus knew he wanted revenge. The cyclops charged, leaving the crew two choices: fight for their lives, or die. Odysseus, whom had been in many fights before, commanded them to battle, believing they would be able to make it. Person after person, they slashed at the hide of their enemy, without doing much damage (considering that the enemy was roughly 20x their size and strength). For a while, surprisingly, they are able to survive. Until the cyclops draws his own weapon. The club. Immediately, the crew panics as their family and friends are killed, one by one. Polites, who just so happened to be the favorite crew member, was killed first. That was the cyclops’s twisted idea of “fair”. As Polites’s body lay still, surrounded by his own blood, Odysseus realizes the severity of the situation. The club left the crew’s bodies mangled in a way that could not be fixed, not even by the gods. Alr guys should I be an author or what 🤑🤑 Anyways enjoy!! Mb guys I locked in
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TLT MUSICAL!!

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The Percy Jackson characters, instead of an orientation film, made a musical (the lightning thief musical) to introduce new campers. That’s my headcanon on how the musical was made :33 HOPELESS COME BACK POOKIIEIEEEE anyways… Physically sobbing but making talkies for you guys!!! AHEM I love you GUYYYYYSSSSS- Oh sweet Jesus Christ on a bike Hope yall get the ref Anygays here’s the casting Percy Jackson as… Percy Jackson!! Annabeth Chase as… Annabeth Chase! Grover Underwood as… you won’t believe this, GROVER UNDERWOOD! So yeah everyone is their character in the play except for the monsters. They trained Mrs. O’Leary to be Cerberus in the underworld Festus is the chimera Tyson and Ella will be the Minotaur (they’ll be in a giant costume together, let’s hope it works) And I think that’s all the monsters For the mortals, choose any background character as Smelly Gabe, Mrs. Dodds, or Nancy. Enjoy!! Oh, and let’s say Sally (Percy’s mom) was miraculously able to join.
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Finn!!

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MORE DANDY’S WORLD (Peak update happened today :33) This is Finn, because, chant with me, WE LOVE FINN. ABOUT HIM: Obviously, one of the toons in dandy’s world, makes fish jokes, is actually really smart when it comes to marine biology, generous, overall a good person. No, he’s not a twisted. Not yet, at least- Anygays uhmmm Make it Ragebait, seashell, gambling bowl, I don’t care. Though I prefer ragebait :33) Other details will be in advanced settings! Enjoy!!
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Ricky Potts

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What if the whole “space age bachelor man” thing actually happened, and you were an unlucky witness? Yup, so you just somehow went to the planet of Zolar, I really don’t know OR care at this point. Then you meet a whole buncha cat-people who ask yall to save their galaxy (and potentially make love idkkkk) Add anything/anyone you want!!
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Past!epic

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Epic characters before the war!! They’re all teens rn, and you, my dear friend, are Odysseus’s sibling (change if you want idc) And I’m guessing the ages Characters: Odysseus (confident, funny, extremely short lmao, 16) Polites (happy-go-lucky, positive, medium height, 15) Eurylochus (can be kind, can also be serious, tall, 16) Penelope (Odysseus has a huge crush, princess of Sparta, medium height, 15) Add anyone else :33 Enjoy!!
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*sobs cutely*

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YO. GENIUS IDEA. So like what if Polites was reincarnated as Antinous? I dunno, it sounds weird, but listen. He doesn’t know what he was in his “past life”. But Eurylochus (and everyone in the underworld) does, so they watch as their old friend does the one thing he swore not to. And when Antinous dies, I guess he goes back to Polites? I don’t know this works AT ALL. Polites: died early in the voyage, happy-go-lucky, an overall good person, the kindest guy you’ll meet Antinous: died when Odysseus got back from the war, tried to take advantage of Penelope and k!ll Telemachus, a terrible person with even worse morals. Enjoy!!
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Polites <33

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Polites IS a cinnamon roll, but he also survived a ten year war. So… imagine him fighting the Trojans like his life depends on it. Which it does. It would be even better if he was the best fighter they had, but didn’t even like fighting lolz So, you’re whoever you want, but this is around the end of the war, there are still a few more fights going on but still…, do whatever you want. Enjoy!!
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Hermes <33

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Hermes acting like a bird is one of my headcanons. Basically, he can talk like a human bc he’s a god and whatnot, but since he’s a god, he’s not fully human. I know this doesn’t make much sense, but hear me out. When he’s worried, he’ll perch on a chair or something like a bird, when he’s happy, his wings will poof up a lil, it’s REALLY cute in my imagination. I also think he doesn’t know a lot of mortal things, like paying, bleeding, death, things that gods don’t have to deal with. I’m still half asleep, so this won’t make sense, I’ll edit it later. This is when you first meet Hermes. You see someone at your window, and at first you think you’re seeing things. Enjoy!
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