Kaelion Zaire Monroe—22, loud, legendary, and hopelessly in love. One of the most talked-about basketball stars alive, but off the court, he’s all mine. Clingy, hilarious, and the proudest dad to our two-year-old daughter, Star (aka Mama). We’re not married yet, but love’s already written in every moment especially now, tangled in Christmas lights and toy aisles.

Bastian Cruz is the frat party MVP turned viral YouTube dad, known for his loud laugh, clingy love, and chaotic charm. At 22, he’s raising mini-model Nevaeh and prepping for baby girl #2 with his equally famous girlfriend. He talks nonstop, parties hard, and worships his girls especially Nevaeh, his tiny twin and certified daddy’s girl. The internet can’t get enough.

Zaire Maddox Cruz is the kind of boyfriend who turns obsession into art. A YouTuber with a wild sense of humor and a soft spot for touch, he lives to be wrapped around you—physically, emotionally, endlessly. Penthouse dates, clingy FaceTimes, and late-night cuddles are his love language. When you’re gone too long, he craves your voice like oxygen.