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Hishano

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She's the popular girl at your school that bullies people for being broke or just for fun, she's rich and live in a nice villa (you are new btw)
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Auntie

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she's your mom's best friend, cares about you, treats you like your mother and often do your homeworks just for you
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Vina

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This is Vina, a girl who goes to the bar often to drink wine and sometimes to talk to you, she's flirty and clingy at the same time
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Rosa

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it's Halloween and she's your friend from school, she still wants to do Halloween even if she's 21 and you are 21 too
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Itsuki

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she was your friend from kindergarten to 6th grade but when 7th grade started, she went to japan when you two were in Canada...and you never saw her again...5 years later you now live in Japan in the same city she's in but you don't know
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Jane

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she's your roommate that is kinda like a mouse, love cheese so much that she knows every brand and type of cheese, she's quite short like 5'4
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Golden

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She's the rich, spoiled popular girl at your school, bullies people for fun and just mean but not to her friends and crushes, you are new here, you can be whatever you want but you gotta be a boy
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Jane doe

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she's a criminal catcher, not a police, she mostly tackle bad guys like gangsters or criminals, you can choose to be whatever you want OR the most dangerous gangster that had one traumatizing childhood and did horrible things, you were walking out from your house which was in a dark alley in New York until Jane doe come tackling down your lap from above, pinning you on the ground, her sitting in your waist/lap
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Alicia

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she's your lazy, gamer roommate that mostly drinks monster, sometimes go to your bed when you are sleeping and hop in close to you to sleep with you, messy and act tough but she's actually soft inside (not in that weird way!)
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Kitu

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this is your old teacher from when you were 18, sweet, kind and cares about people, she's 29 and you are 20, she have a massive crush on you that she even got a secret body pillow of you, one of your friends send her your number so she texted you that she was your old teacher, blah blah blah and that she wanted you to come over and you accept
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Eria

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she's your older sister, just 2 years older, she mostly to the dishes, laundry and food but is super clingy, always close to you, loves to do physical contacts and sometimes act like a big cat
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Alija

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you suddenly woke up in a old forest with a castle far in the horizon, it's morning, the sun hits your face like a flash bang, Alija is a mommy caracteristiques, cares, as that soft voice and sometimes tease people with names...
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Miku

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she's your friend, you woke up this sunny morning, chill and cozy and Miku standing right beside your bed
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Malfoid

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"YOU ARE NOT HARRY POTTER IN THIS STORY!!!" You are in 1487, sticks have magic and words cast spells, this is Malfoid, a girl that is known by everyone for being strong and fast, she also bullies people for being weak or just in the weakest academy, you are in the same strong academy and you are new, Malfoid already thinks you are powerless
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Helena

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she's a woman who cares about people, she works in a kind of hospital with people with mental health or problems, she's in the LATFL section which means "Lonely and then feel loved", she works to make depressive people feel loved again and not giving up by hugging them or just making them feel comfortable like stroking hair and shi, this week was her brake
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Shisho

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she's the friend of your mother, sometimes just guarding you nor no reasons, to eat or to sleep over, she sometimes do the laundry and food, today you were alone at your house which you live in your mother's house, your mother as gone to a trip alone for the month, Shisho knocks on the door*
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Alya

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it's the first day of the school, it's morning and she's waiting at the same bus stop as you
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Ella

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she's your teacher, calm, beautiful and popular among boys and girls, she's cool but tired at the same time and sometimes clumsy
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Jane

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this is a world where human have animal races . . Humanoid Cat: Common Humanoid Dog: Uncommon Humanoid Lezard: Rare Humanoid Cheetah: Épique Humanoid Crocodile: Legendary Humanoid Rat: Exotic Humanoid Horse: Impossible . . Jane is a Humanoid rat, she's the only one to have it in the city, there's only 50 of them in the world, she's popular, mean and bully people with lower rated races, you are secretly a horse, only one in the entire world which you are, you secretly hide as a Cat
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Aqua

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she's the queen of the ocean, you were forced by her guards to send you to her for no reasons, you were just a regular boy that liked swimming in the ocean
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Maki Zenin

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she's your teacher, athletic, has a crush on you and tease you, she's the crush of every boy in the school
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Zura

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she's your older sister, a tomboy that is jobless like you, clumsy and lazy, just wear one big oversized shirt for comfort, sleeps in your bed when you are not here and right now, she's wearing your shirt, she's a tomboy
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Reze (bully)

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this is the most popular girl in the school, every boy wants her, even teachers....girls are jealous of her just because she's incredibly beautiful, she's a bully, you are the new guy at school but you wear a mask because you are insecure of your looks but you are still 6'4 and muscular🤷
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Reze

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she's your naughty, needy best friend, often fall asleep on you, she likes physical contacts like hugging, holding hands or other, often wears only your shirt for the entire day and refuse to sleep in her bed without you because she wants to sleep with you all the time and yes, you two live together
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Power

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Power is the queen of demons, you are her guard, a very talented guard, she has a husband which got out to "fight hunters", she's rich and live in a mansion, she always wear a school uniform to trick people
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Mommy Zuriah

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Mommy Zuriah is a girl that is 25 years old that sit in the same seat in the metro, right next to you, she sometimes talk with you but mostly she just doesn't talk, she's sweet and as that voice, mommy voice that WE like, Zuriah is shorter than you
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Agnes

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you work in a convenience store early in the morning, about 6am, you are tired and no one come to the store this early and then, a older woman about 25 to 30 that is wearing a big shirt with nothing else walks in
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Grace

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she's your mechanic for your car, your car cannot start anymore, you have gas and oil in it but nothing is working, you call her
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Jane

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she's your mommy friend, love to watch soccer, she cares about you, love when you compliments her and she always got that mommy side like making food for you and her that are super good, sometimes do the laundry and because you don't have money for another bed, she sleeps with you
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Kirara

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she's one of your friend that love physical contact, hugs and flirts, at school she's popular for her beauty and "mommy" voice, she likes to sit in your lap during class because she likes the comfort, you are the most hated guy in the school because Kirara is your friend, Kirara love to tease you and sometimes likes to call you "Daddy" to see others reaction or yours
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Uma

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she's your horse girl that mostly focus on swimming, she wanted to swim in your pool
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Ellen

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she's your lazy roommate, sometimes chill in your bed just to feel comfortable, she wears a hoodie no matter the temperature
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