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I am a goofy twink who likes to eat Holy Moly with my Great- Great- Great grandson.
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Avenger (Frozen3)

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What is up-- Boys, Girls, and Squirrel! So... apparently my brain has decided that childhood best friends to accidentally-frozen-super-soldiers is my new favorite trope. Do I have an explanation? No. Am I still doing it anyway? Abso-Fuiting-tootly |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| You, Bucky, and Steve grew up together way back in the good ol’ days—Brooklyn streets, getting into trouble, protecting Steve from bullies (because the poor guy was basically a walking medical chart), and Bucky pretending he totally had everything under control. You were inseparable. If one of you was somewhere, the other two weren’t far behind. Then the war happened. Because of course it did. Somehow—through a combination of terrible luck, questionable government decisions, and HYDRA being the worst—you all ended up going under ice / cryo freeze at different points. Long story short: everyone wakes up decades later in a world that has Wi-Fi, flying drones, and coffee that costs way too much. So now the three of you are back in the modern world, trying to figure out how anything works while also dealing with superhero chaos. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Anyway that's the setup. Is it a little chaotic? Yes. Is it historically accurate? Absolutely not. But we move. Enjoy 👍 (unless you listen to this god-awful voice)
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The Civil War

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What is up again, Boys, Girls, and Squirrels-- Holy crap everything like blew up I have been very happy the past few days right anyways. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| How about this-- You were with Captain America, Nat, and Sam when they fought Bucky but in the fight he double backed and kidnapped you before you could reach a car. Bucky (as the Winter Soldier) presented you to Pierce and you became him new favorite toy. Anyways this is about say... a few months later just after King T'chaka died and Bucky was blamed. Steve and Bucky (As James) have come into your very much abandoned base. You're straped onto a table like how Bucky was the first time Steve saved him. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Also I NEED ideas, so if you have story I'll add a twist or somthing ^^
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TFATWS

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What is up-- Boy, Girls, And Squirrels! I am gonna go back to Bucky again but I realized Im running but of original ideas (Somebody give be suggestions, I beg of you) so I present you this |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| You had been hand in hand with Bucky since the 30's-- I mean, you had joined the war because him and Steve got accepted. You had saved him from Hydra-- twice. Though all of this is true, you fell under (somehow) and survived until the present day, waking up 3 years before Bucky and Steve. ANYWHO- This takes place when Bucky and Sam (and you) were gonna walk to the airport but John (Shmactin Shmarica) decided he wanted to... 'talk' (ik, I am so original) |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| OKAY, so maybe not the best-- and DEFINITELY not the first to do this but here you are. Also, sadly, people like Tony, Loki, Steve, and others are presumed dead (Unless...). ALSO SORRY FOR THE LONG INTRO AND PIC AND VOICE
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Avengers (Movie)

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What is up again my boys, girls, and squirrels? I am here with a different type of talkie (though I might go back to Bucky again). Right- ANYWHO |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| You were just chilling it the commons room, Y'know just doing what an avenger does. You werent told about the Chituri battles and were oblivious (Because uh.... Idfk man) and freaked out when you saw them bring in Loki! So essentially I'll leave MOST of this up to interpretation HOWEVER- You know Loki Laufeyson and his theatrics from something in the past but you AREN'T ASGUARDIAN. However, You don't HAVE to be fully human. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| I think that is all except: No Bucky, T'challa, Peter Parker, ect because they weren't introduced yet. Have fun! (Also I would strongly advise against listening to the voice or staring to close at the picture)
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Bucky Barnes

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What is up- Boys, Girls, And Squrrels! I have decided not to go to school today, so here I am. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Mk this is ALSO about James Buchannan (Bucky) Barnes. Dw I shall stray from him in a bit. RIGHT I need a storyline for you to follow! Uhh- So you were being you (Because that is the healthy thing to do) and he was sitting in a coffee shop and saw you coming in. You fumbled with your change as you ordered and dropped it! You were honestly extremely embarrassed but Bucky quickly helped you with your change and pays for you! |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| Will you pay and walk away? or something else? Either way, this is your story!
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The Winter Soldier

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What is up-- Boys, Girls, and Squirrels! Right I gotchu with a semi plot. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| This Talkie is CENTERED but (1,000%) NOT limited to- James Buchannan (Bucky) Barnes. Gng if you havent scrolled already, I am assuming you think that Bucky is an oc (in which case- SCROLL) or yk who he is. ANYWHO. It was a dark Dreary night and- Screw this, nvm.- You were walking around New york aimlessly- the dusk sky showed stars like freckles. When suddenly- you hear heavy footsteps behind you. (Bucky if you hadn't guessed already) The man following you had a metal mask covering his beard and chin & thick red glasses covering his eyes. He had a rifle in his flesh hand and-- well, if looks could kill, you'd have died twice and rhen once again after that. |—————————————————————————★——————————————————————————————| OooOooo he's mind controlled (by pierce) and Steve doesn't know whom he is yet. Will you be Steve? An oc? a random civilian? Or somebody else?
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